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UMightBeGhetto

  1. when you drive to work everyday but you have to catch the bus home about 7 hours ago via SocialOomph
  2. you got a DWI on a bike (huffy type shit) about 8 hours ago via SocialOomph
  3. when you put vaseline in a medcine container & walk around opening it like it's lip gloss about 9 hours ago via SocialOomph
  4. Here are the top 15 photos of duck lips! #2 and #5 are kinda gross >> mlks.co/1uMiO - sp about 9 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  5. You spend the insurance money on everything EXCEPT getting the dent fixed. about 9 hours ago via SocialOomph
  6. #auntieusedtosay I hope someday you have children just like you. about 10 hours ago via SocialOomph
  7. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. about 12 hours ago via SocialOomph
  8. These babies are so chubby and cute! #4 is so funny! mlks.co/1uM8U - sp about 12 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  9. If your mom ever stole silverware from an all-you-can-eat buffet about 13 hours ago via SocialOomph
  10. when your basketball hoop has a rim, but no net. about 14 hours ago via SocialOomph
  11. These demotivational posters are SO good. #9 is hilarious! mlks.co/1uM24 - sp about 14 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  12. if 401k is your rap name about 15 hours ago via SocialOomph
  13. #auntieusedtosay A new broom sweeps clean about 16 hours ago via SocialOomph
  14. if your closet is filled with "RIP______" and "Free_______" shirts, but none of them have the name of a family member about 17 hours ago via SocialOomph
  15. when u got more drug connections than the FBI about 18 hours ago via SocialOomph
  16. when you call yourself "HoodRich" right before you dig through the couch lookin for bus fare about 19 hours ago via SocialOomph
  17. if you've ever eaten a butter and sugar sandwich about 20 hours ago via SocialOomph
  18. if you can learn the latest dances from your church choir 5:05 PM May 27th via SocialOomph
  19. Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water 4:05 PM May 27th via SocialOomph
  20. if your mother cleaned floors to educate you and now you think your better than her 3:05 PM May 27th via SocialOomph
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