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UMadman

  1. @roxofspazhous Rain ain't got nuthin to do with sitting around dying. I'd leave in the rain kids or no kids. 6:16 PM May 27th via UberSocial for Android in reply to roxofspazhous
  2. I haven't ever watched MadMen but I now know who Christina Hendricks is. More. Please and Thank You. 6:13 PM May 27th via UberSocial for Android
  3. I'm watching The Woman In Black. I still don't get ghost stories where the people just don't G..T..F...O!!!!! 6:09 PM May 27th via UberSocial for Android
  4. @jongraywb Ha. You should just write down my stories. Its just like breaking bad. Lol. 3:58 PM May 27th via UberSocial for Android in reply to jongraywb
  5. @Iruka_Yuywell wish I was still there buddy!!!!! 9:35 PM May 26th via web in reply to Iruka_Yuywell
  6. @jonboutelle Yep. Nicole is just overworked and has month old sinus infection that will not go away. 9:31 PM May 26th via web in reply to jonboutelle
  7. @fleshvine I hope so! 9:21 PM May 26th via web in reply to fleshvine
  8. @Scott_WhiteAhh @Heather_Rowson You see what door youpened riiiiiight? @scottums can't help himself. 9:11 PM May 26th via web in reply to scottums
  9. @Scott_WhiteAhh in that case be funny and don't get too drunk. 8:37 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Scott_WhiteAhh
  10. Man, I really still have a thing for Susie Fogelson. #FoodNetwork 8:36 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. Taking care of my sick Nicole and watching The Next FoodNetwork Star. 8:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. @fleshvine yeah I was looking forward to seeing you. Both our fams had health issues today. I came solo. 8:17 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to fleshvine
  13. @roxofspazhous @Scott_WhiteAhh. I am at @mightybill 's house. Oh! 7:27 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android in reply to roxofspazhous
  14. Cnpmmm p 7:17 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android
  15. Its not a party until someone whips out the sybian. 7:10 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android
  16. @fleshvine @phantomv48 you two. Missing. 4:42 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android
  17. "This a 3shot chair. " 4:17 PM May 26th via UberSocial for Android
  18. Dear older woman in Kroger. Thank you. I am flattered. 9:44 AM May 26th via UberSocial for Android
  • Name Damian
  • Location Atlanta/California/NewJersey
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  • Bio Sorry, I'm just not that into you.
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