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Last night in Spain... I'd love to be in London already. And I can't even think of soaking, grimly dark roads getting home from Gatwick.5:36 PM Nov 24thfrom web
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” (W. C. Fields)1:58 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Is it just me or Google Wave is useless without others to use it with?1:39 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Not only grammar mistakes. Yesterday girls asked me for a cigarette and I gave them a credit card instead.1:36 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
I'm making loads of grammar mistakes lately. This is probably happening because of my flu (definitely not swine).1:35 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
"If at first you don't succeed, buy her another drink."11:25 AM Nov 22ndfrom web
Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black http://bit.ly/1ZKIRT10:03 AM Nov 22ndfrom web
“I’d love to get married again. I have to find a really rich woman so I can stay home and read books all day.” — Alec Baldwin.6:59 AM Nov 22ndfrom web
