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fuck christmas........un-merry bah-hum-bugg about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
@spinnifer VERY......yule celebration #1 was last night.......way 2 many alcoholic delights were consumed in mass quantity about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to spinnifer
im sooooo fucking drunk right now.....and i cant even enjoy it.....whatta fucking waste about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
it just wouldnt be the goddamn holiday season....if yet again..i didnt get fucked in the ass with no lube for christmas.thankx a fucking lot about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
so much for the perfect evening............i swear im cursed.........seriously fighitng the urge to kill right now.............FUCK MY LIFE about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
****bad joke alert***** ..............What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?..............Santa only has 3 Ho's =P about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
@graceandmanners how bout trying a partial subincision first b4 actually going for a full bisection....dont be stupid man about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to graceandmanners
im watching this fascinating documentary on the life of aleister crowley & they claim that BARBARA BUSH is one of his illegetimate daughters 6:19 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
@vegasrocker anytime mate....enjoy :) 5:03 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to vegasrocker
@vegasrocker well at least one of us is smiling.....i'll be ok once the hollydaze are over......i hope 5:00 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to vegasrocker
@vegasrocker in the words of the great maynard keenan "im breathing so i guess im still alive, even tho signs seem to tell me otherwise" 4:53 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to vegasrocker
@vegasrocker if ur familiar w/torrents...u can use a program like utorrent to download the movie and watch on your pc http://bit.ly/7UkD4s 4:47 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to vegasrocker
@CooKieHaworth ive suffered from insomnia for quite a few years now as well..tylenol pm or excedrin pm usually does the trick for me anyways 4:40 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to CooKieHaworth
@brisvegasbetty well from what i understand it has more to do with the inside feels better exposed than how good the gal is 4:40 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty
@brisvegasbetty exactly...everyone has different individual limits..im so desensitized it takes a full penile bisection 2 get a reaction =P 4:34 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty
@brisvegasbetty those surgical modifications are more for sexual enhancement than for how they look...but im sure some people like the look 4:25 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty
@brisvegasbetty yupp....freaks of all kinds....make the world go around.......to each their own 4:24 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty
@brisvegasbetty agreed i can get onboard w/partial subincision.....full bisection? FUUUUUCK THAT....i'll stick with my piercings thankx 4:17 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty
@brisvegasbetty anytime darlin..../me bows.....knowledge is power.....even if its gnarly knowledge....its best to be well informed :) 4:08 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty
@brisvegasbetty http://bit.ly/82Ijr8 this ones better info 3:54 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to brisvegasbetty

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Name Uncle Creepy
Location Fuckno, California
Bio BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE

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