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Typhonsfish

Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning. 3:09 PM May 20th via web
MensHumor Absence makes the heart grow fonder...but Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger. 3:30 PM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by Typhonsfish and 1975 others
arrghbrianna Why smoke a bowl when you can smoke like, an entire cabinet of dishes 2:17 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by Typhonsfish and 46 others
arrghbrianna Redtube has an option to link the porn you're watching w google+ How embarrassing who would want to let others know they really use google+ 4:31 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Typhonsfish and 22 others
zachbraff Dear Instagramers, just because you have a 70's filter doesn't mean anybody cares about your vacation. 4:01 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by Typhonsfish and 2340 others
mrtruthandsoul The hardest part of rollerblading must be the being gay part. 4:07 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Typhonsfish and 6 others
Nicole_Linsey I fucked up. 9:34 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Typhonsfish
I'm pmsing. 2:59 PM May 15th via web
@Chefdecuisine22 I didn't make this but it made me laugh twitter.com/Typhonsfish/st… 8:34 PM May 11th via web
Chefdecuisine22 Common sense is a gift. And someone sure as hell didn't give a lot of you guys that gift 12:25 PM May 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Typhonsfish and 1 other
Rockin the dad jeans 3:56 PM May 9th via txt
@Nicole_Linsey whore 11:45 AM May 9th via web in reply to Nicole_Linsey
@Nicole_Linsey sorry my water heaters broken 10:00 AM May 9th via web in reply to Nicole_Linsey
arrghbrianna What if humans lost their skin every winter and the trees would get pissed when they had to rake all our skin off the lawns 10:30 PM May 8th via web Retweeted by Typhonsfish
@Chefdecuisine22 Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington? 9:55 AM May 9th via web
@Chefdecuisine22 so I just found out that air marshall john and the bear sandwich bitch from bridesmaids are married in real life that's it 10:50 PM May 4th via web
Emmy Rossum is more beautiful than all of you get over it 9:33 PM May 2nd via web
arrghbrianna Do u ever lie in bed at night & start to laugh thinking abt something on the Internet then cry bc ur alone in bed thinking abt the Internet? 1:21 PM May 2nd via Mobile Web Retweeted by Typhonsfish
@chefdecuisine22 oh shit haha let"s gooooooooooo 4:26 PM Apr 28th via txt
@chefdecuisine22 so howd the competition go? 4:22 PM Apr 28th via txt