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  1. @afoolishwit I hate full screen option but I saw some old white hair being cranky at a clerk a few days ago because she "hates those lines" about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to afoolishwit
  2. @barvonblaq pssst. PSSTT!!! It's only Friday!!!! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to barvonblaq
  3. last couple of #FF's while I'm still sober enough to read my screen: @mikey_moon @WaXXXsiAN @gothscifigirl (funny interesting people) go about 21 hours ago from web
  4. #FF @sleepndad @Jiipsy @Mojowild @Shanalizzy @Formerpolice thanks for the #FF's guys! 5:34 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. The worst humanity has to offer is on full display. Not the apocalypse... Black Friday. Related: not going near a mall til January. 11:39 AM Nov 27th from web
  6. OMG... so. full. Explosion imminent. Tell the pumpkin pie I loved her. Maybe too much. 6:43 PM Nov 26th from web
  7. Loose pants? Check. Loose top? Check. Alright I'm ready. Somebody blow the whistle so I can dig in! 9:05 AM Nov 26th from web
  8. @marcstearman Happy Thanksgiving to you too! 9:04 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to marcstearman
  9. Alright going to sleep... gotta be well-rested for the marathon tomorrow. Yeah, eating, what did you think I was talking about? 12:11 AM Nov 26th from web
  10. Don't know if Twitter will be over-capacity tomorrow. But I sure as hell intend to be. Related: can I just call and schedule a stomach pump? 9:43 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. @sween that's nothing, all I ever had to do to forget calculus was blink. 9:22 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to sween
  12. @theisb I'm thankful you're reading that book and not me. 9:14 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to theisb
  13. RT @theisb Bella's third characteristic: She is bad at sports. Do her arms hurt from carrying women into the 21st century? #chrisvstwilight 9:12 PM Nov 25th from web
  14. Bad news for my Favstar rating though. I'm on the verge of a good mood. 9:02 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. Good news! I have plane tickets and boarding for the dogs. It's only 4 days, but I'll see my husband for Christmas. Thanks mom, I love you! 8:43 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. @dropdeadchris so go get some! It was delicious porky crunchy goodness! 11:13 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to dropdeadchris
  17. I just had a Jimmy Johns BLT for lunch. That's right suckers! I had BACON!!!! 11:04 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  18. @rainnwilson I completely disagree with that guy. I like your tweets and I couldn't care less about "The Office." 9:45 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to rainnwilson
  19. @berimbauone @wilw, @stephenfry and @simonpegg are my favorites. 9:19 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to berimbauone
  20. In related news: Recidivism continues to be a problem as pardoned turkey is arrested after bank heist. 9:03 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic