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The worst humanity has to offer is on full display. Not the apocalypse... Black Friday. Related: not going near a mall til January.11:39 AM Nov 27thfrom web
OMG... so. full. Explosion imminent. Tell the pumpkin pie I loved her. Maybe too much.6:43 PM Nov 26thfrom web
Loose pants? Check. Loose top? Check. Alright I'm ready. Somebody blow the whistle so I can dig in!9:05 AM Nov 26thfrom web
Alright going to sleep... gotta be well-rested for the marathon tomorrow. Yeah, eating, what did you think I was talking about?12:11 AM Nov 26thfrom web
Don't know if Twitter will be over-capacity tomorrow. But I sure as hell intend to be. Related: can I just call and schedule a stomach pump?9:43 PM Nov 25thfrom web
RT @theisb Bella's third characteristic: She is bad at sports. Do her arms hurt from carrying women into the 21st century? #chrisvstwilight9:12 PM Nov 25thfrom web
Bad news for my Favstar rating though. I'm on the verge of a good mood.9:02 PM Nov 25thfrom web
Good news! I have plane tickets and boarding for the dogs. It's only 4 days, but I'll see my husband for Christmas. Thanks mom, I love you!8:43 PM Nov 25thfrom web