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TylerMoustache

  1. And Yadier Molina with the GRAND SLAM!
  2. Any Pauly Shore movie is classic. #Fact
  3. Thanks for nothing. Literally.
  4. Phone goes off.. Not you. Don't care then.
  5. Jokes on you!!!
  6. Taco Bell sounds really good..
  7. My dog ate my sunglasses, motherfucker.
  8. Monday=Poolday
  9. Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good? #JoeDirt
  10. Why don't you practice fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute. #JoeDirt
  11. They're large and in charge, lookin' for chickies. #JoeDirt
  12. You like to see homos naked? #JoeDirt
  13. My face and your ass, how about that friend? I mean, your ass and my face. What's up? #JoeDirt
  14. Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. #JoeDirt
  15. Life's a garden, dig it. #JoeDirt
  16. Let's start some Joe Dirt quotes.