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TyLabine

  1. @RachaelLCook Yes, being shat upon is something we take great pride in. We make it look appealing. We wear the shit well. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RachaelLCook
  2. I let a caterpillar shit in my Hand today. Not only did I let him, I heartily encouraged him. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. Hey my Canadian twit heads. My flick A Good old fashioned Orgy is on demand right now. For FREE! Haha, you have to watch it now. Ur trapped! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. “@MartinStarr: What temperature are YOUR breasts? instagr.am/p/LMCi14Frqn/” Oh real mature Starr. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. So When Harper decides to cut funding for the arts and schooling and medical but insists on throwing a 5 mil$ party for the queen. I barf. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @hildrethmark now I feel like a dope. Thanks a lot Mark. I went out and got a haircut based on what I thought YOU thought it looked like. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hildrethmark
  7. @JoAnnaLGarcia you're welcome. Just so you know, Bobby is tiny and can fit into odd hiding places and I'm as quick as the wind. Thick wind. 9:44 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoAnnaLGarcia
  8. @hildrethmark what haircut you kook? I havent had a haircut in ages. What the heck are we referring to? I'm confused. 9:40 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hildrethmark
  9. Hey all you TV loving monkeys. Come follow my new show @AnimalPractice for all the up to date....uh...up dates. I guess. Just do it. 6:36 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Hey @JoAnnaLGarcia Welcome to our little show #animalpractice. Me and Bobby can't wait to haze you. It will involve a Bengal tiger. 6:26 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoAnnaLGarcia
  11. @Jean_Mutation #sorryforfartyrockin 6:16 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jean_Mutation
  12. My wife and my daughter and I just had a post dinner LMFAO dance party in the kitchen. Place reeks of farts. Family style. 5:53 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @hildrethmark what? 5:49 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hildrethmark
  14. @th3_JynXXX east van. 5:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to th3_JynXXX
  15. Going to see Bon Iver tonight at Deer Lake. No big deal. I do it all the time. In fact he sings me and my wife to sleep every night. Whatevs 5:27 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @MichelleBRose I see. I don't know about any US interest but I guarantee there will be international buyers. People love this stuff. 5:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MichelleBRose
  17. I want to dedicate today to starting anew and embracing change. But I won't. Today is not the day. I'll do that tomorrow. Yeah. 9:25 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LDf8vlH57U/ 8:29 AM May 25th via Instagram
  19. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LDf8V9H57T/ 8:29 AM May 25th via Instagram