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  1. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
  2. Back to the old grind......361 more days till Christmas!
  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE 8lb 6oz BABY JESUS...
  4. Merry Christmas everyone...
  5. Dear Santa I haven't been as naughty as usual doesn't that count for something you and I know I will never make thenice list give me abreak.
  6. I think I should start my Christmas shopping soon...
  7. Happy first day of winter enjoy the 70 degree weather
  8. FOXNews.com - Brittany Murphy Dead at 32 - http://shar.es/aDSxo
  9. If I hear that song about 1000 ladybugs giving hugs again Im going to poke out my eardrums....
  10. Damn is it Monday already?
  11. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!! I wanna vacation!!!! for about a month.... lol
  12. Looks like Tiger Woods went from a tiger to a cheetah...
  13. Instead of crying over spilt milk, go milk another cow.
  14. 24 shopping days left until Christmas, have you been naughty or nice?
  15. Why would a President who just won the Nobel Peace Prize turn around in the same month and authorize a 30K to 40K troop surge to a 8 yr war?
  16. @KEZTHEARTIST sue them...
  17. I just got two free tickets to the Cowboy's game on Thankgiving day how sweet is that.... Thanks to my ex wife!
  18. I need to find my elastic waistband pants, otherwise known as "Turkey day pants" and start my stomach stretching exercises.
  19. Is it Friday yet?????
  20. I'm sick....whine whine...bitch bitch...moan moan...Ok I feel better getting that out.