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TwtsFromHistory

  1. Odysseus: Yeah real funny Frank. So toilet paper's been stuck on my heel since Madrid. See. If. You. Ever. Get. Home. wcti.us/02V5
  2. Just about everyone in the middle east: Just passin through. wcti.us/005V
  3. Boats Against the Current, a short story by Del Stewart wcti.us/00lX
  4. Alfred Nobel: How long is the fuse again? How long has it been? 'Cuz I left Ellipsis in there. wcti.us/009H
  5. Arthur Conan Doyle #haiku: Writing books for me. Since the time that I was three: Elementary. wcti.us/005U
  6. James K. Polk #haiku: Tried my dam-ned best. But the idgits after me. Screwed it all to hell. wcti.us/005T
  7. Jimmy Hoffa #haiku: On the 405. They all think that I am dead. But stuck in traffic. wcti.us/005S
  8. Pierre Curie to Marie Curie: Honey, your nose is glowing. I mean seriously, it's casting a shadow. wcti.us/001M
  9. Ellipsis wcti.us/003l is a novel. No it doesn't have pictures. Probably just as well. #snarketing.
  10. Sartre #haiku: Sooner or later. Everyone I meet is an. Existential pain wcti.us/005Q
  11. Stalin: Of course I'm paranoid. Have you SEEN what I've been doing to these people? wcti.us/001L
  12. Genghis Khan #haiku: This is getting old. Need new places to invade. Where's America? wcti.us/005P
  13. Montezuma #haiku: My biggest shame. Lost civilization to. Dudes in funny hats. wcti.us/005O
  14. General Washington #haiku: Lose lose retreat freeze. Freeze, sneak up, kick Hessian butt. Freeze fight fight gotcha. wcti.us/005w
  15. Be careful. Ellipsis wcti.us/003l uses words with more than 2 sylmenols. #snarketing
  16. Montgomery #haiku: Fight fight win tea time. Fight fight win win fight chase win. Damn Patton fight fight. wcti.us/005v
  17. Hitler #haiku: Win win win win win. I'm god lose uh oh win whew. Lose lose lose lose lose. wcti.us/005s
  18. Nixon #haiku: Scheme plot plot scheme scheme. Plot scheme scheme plot plot scheme plot. What? Erase erase. wcti.us/005r
  19. Janitor on Starship Enterprise #haiku: Cleanin' the toilets. What is Kirk shooting at now? Cleanin' the toilets. wcti.us/005q
  20. Godzilla #haiku: Stomp stomp stomp roar stomp. Growl stomp stomp toot oop 'scuze me. Roar growl stomp roar stomp. wcti.us/005p