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TwoVisionaries

  1. The combined spirits of Michael Jackson and Miles Davis got me home tonight.
  2. Every so often it's a good idea to take a peek at your poop to make sure everything is running smoothly with your emissions system.
  3. The site is all new and all nice. Give it a visit. twovisionaries.com
  4. @lerrobaby sounds good hahah I'm ready when you are
  5. Anyone down for some sex? Whoops, I mean ice cream.
  6. @lerrobaby That I did!
  7. If I could have one super power, it'd be to be able to see without my glasses.
  8. It's too bad I'm not having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
  9. I want to buy an old school, mechanical phone so I can call a random person, yell, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and then hang up on them.
  10. "Fuck it" is the most liberating thing you can say.
  11. I missed Mad Men last night. What do I do?
  12. I'm on some real shit. Or some very good sounding fake shit, at least.
  13. Donald Glover/Childish Gambino is exactly what I need to become.
  14. Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon - America's very own villain.
  15. Andy Pettitte coming back is nice. But not a day goes by that I don't think about Mike Mussina.
  16. @sweeneybabyy absolutely!
  17. Fifty years from now, I will be Morgan Freeman.
  18. Sometimes I put a tissue on my penis and pretend it's a ghost.
  19. Bumping Fergie in a Taco Bell parking lot. That takes more than swag.