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  1. @travit Cleveland is lovely in the springtime.
  2. @travit God, mine too.
  3. @TracyOConnor Feel better!
  4. Walls painted, 2. Cuss words uttered, 3,146,950.
  5. Paint: 1; TwoHands: 1; Paint roller found.
  6. Paint: 1 TwoHands:0
  7. @TracyOConnor Ha, by the time I dusted off my mop, I could have bought a new roller.
  8. Cannot find roller. Trapped with open paint can! Husband too busy "working" to get back to me.
  9. The room is taped, and I'm stirring the paint.
  10. RT @TracyOConnor: "It’s Can-Do 1980’s Style People Time Again | I Hate My Message Board" ( http://tinyurl.com/bp66zg )
  11. @travit Please don't try too hard. You will just make me look worse.
  12. High school English today! Creative writing and speech communication.
  13. Had to watch 45 minutes of The Karate Kid II, with dubbed-in German today. Twice.
  14. @TracyOConnor Will it be expensive?
  15. @TracyOConnor I ate a slice of mandarin orange (in syrup). I will pretend nothing happened and hope my brain didn't notice.
  16. @TracyOConnor I blew my flavor-free window! Do I say screw it and eat now that I've ruined it, or tough it out?!
  17. @Damhna My uncle used to be a priest, but then decided he'd rather be married and have lots of kids. Pretty sure I get the shit list rate.
  18. Frick, just ate a mandarin orange slice within 20 minutes of the oil drink.
  19. @TracyOConnor I didn't even notice the there/their till you mentioned it. slipping!
  20. @Damhna Have to be balanced though. "You rat bastards are going to hell--what's your rate on a used car loan?" might not work too well.