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  6. R U watching #TwoAndHalfMen right now?Re-live this season's ep when they're trapped in the storm and discuss it now: bit.ly/L23CGL 5:58 PM May 21st via web
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  8. Who said "I could totally be spiderman" on this season of #TwoAndAHalfMen? Play "who said it" trivia now to find out! bit.ly/KUTdjC 3:38 PM May 17th via web
  9. Get ready 4 Super Comedy Thursdays this fall! #TwoAndHalfMen will now air on Thurs @ 8:30/7:30c after #BigBangTheory bit.ly/KjZ7s9 10:24 AM May 17th via web
  10. What medical emergency sent Alan to the hospital? Think you know, play #TwoAndAHalfMen video trivia now to find out! bit.ly/JsYyz6 1:59 PM May 16th via web
  11. Breakfast in the buff? What moment from the #TwoAndAHalfMen season finale shocked u?Browse pics: bit.ly/z8eFta twitter.com/TwoHalfMen_CBS… 5:05 PM May 15th via web
  12. Jake in the army? Smart move or recipe 4 disaster? Share ur thoughts on #TwoAndAHalfMen. Join the convo @CBS Connect! bit.ly/L23CGL 12:10 PM May 15th via web
  13. Oh Look! U can catch last nite's season finale of #TwoAndAHalfMen if u missed it! Watch 2 find out Jake's big decision! bit.ly/IVvD3P 9:45 AM May 15th via web
  14. Join the LIVE conversation right now around the season finale of #TwoAndAHalfMen right now on @CBS Connect! connect.cbs.com/shows/two-and-… 5:58 PM May 14th via web
  15. Are you guys ready?! Tonight's hashtags are #JakeGraduates and #TwoAndAHalfMen. Tweet Tweet! 5:58 PM May 14th via web
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  17. Seems like yesterday Jake was scheming 2 go 2 a HS party-now #JakeGraduates! Tune in 2 the SEASON FINALE 2NITE at 9/8c! twitter.com/TwoHalfMen_CBS… 1:45 PM May 14th via web
  18. Great news! @CBS announced that #TwoAndAHalfMen is renewed 4 the 2012-2013 season! Be sure 2 tune in tonite 4 this season's finale at 9/8c!! 11:40 AM May 14th via web
  19. Catch up on #TwoAndAHalfMen in time 4 the SEASON FINALE TONITE 9/8c @CBS! What will happen after #JakeGraduates? bit.ly/LJG1xi 9:25 AM May 14th via web
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