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  1. @antiangie An inside poo team! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to antiangie
  2. @antiangie I showered and paid bills and finished packing. I understand. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to antiangie
  3. @antiangie @jonniker Green?! That seems kind of potentially dodgy. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to antiangie
  4. @jonniker BWAHAAAA! Cheech! Jet skiing! I am snort laughing in bed right now. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to jonniker
  5. @OverMom Poor baby girl. :( about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to OverMom
  6. @Mrs_Irritation I am with you on the crazy hungry. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Mrs_Irritation
  7. @jonniker Did you think it was pee? Because I thought mine was! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to jonniker
  8. @Mrs_Irritation My last cycle was 40+ days. This one is back on track. Whack cycles can suck it. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Mrs_Irritation
  9. @jonniker Odd timing for this conversation, but exactly 4 years ago tonight I asked myself this while pregnant with Ezra. It was my water. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to jonniker
  10. @jonniker I always liked a round of "Did I Pee Myself or Did My Water Break?" about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to jonniker
  11. I don't hate him, but poor Michael Vartan sure does play Sensitive Handsome White Guy with Stubble in a LOT of movies. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. @OverMom No kidding! How is everyone else faring? about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to OverMom
  13. @antiangie OH! Good point!! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to antiangie
  14. @milkglassheart That description might be up for debate. CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to milkglassheart
  15. @ecsuperhero To Indiana they go! Banished, if you will. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ecsuperhero
  16. Possibly related to that Chex Mix love, my husband keeps turning up the tv in order to hear over the sound of my melodious crunching. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. I only like the Chex Mix bits COATED in salty mixture goodness. The rest of you squares are dead to me. You too, rye chips! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. @alldressedup @Mrs_Irritation Like torch bearing, crazyass womens. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to alldressedup
  19. @mrsdangelo She put them on and I keeled over. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mrsdangelo
  20. @HillaryCopsey You are taking no prisoners. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to HillaryCopsey