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  1. Diet before I see my DNA the old version in the flesh day 1 begins now. Grandma had a 19 inch waist at my age. Mom 22. Mine 87 :( FML 11:06 AM Dec 16th from web
  2. @jezebel_tracie I like the nacho cheese. original :) 11:04 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to jezebel_tracie
  3. RT @jezebel_tracie: and i need that willpower to combat my doritos addiction! god, my hate for her is consuming not only me, but bags of ... 11:04 AM Dec 16th from web
  4. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water." 2:06 PM Dec 14th from web
  5. Will be in Palm Springs next week!!! <3 YES YES YES 11:31 AM Dec 14th from web
  6. RT @AndyWarholSays: I still preferred the way the girls in New York looked--stranger and more neurotic. 11:53 AM Dec 11th from web
  7. RT @AndyWarholSays: The girls in California were probably prettier in a standard sense than the New York girls. 11:53 AM Dec 11th from web
  8. @onemikefitz <----:)----> 10:51 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to onemikefitz
  9. me: im going for a run I need to tire myself out im wide awake LIKE FULL BLARRING EYEBALL AWAKE Alex: brrrrrrrr nipples 8:51 PM Dec 9th from web
  10. I miss New York. It's the funniest place on earth. Everyone is nuts and angry and good looking. 2:18 PM Dec 9th from web
  11. Woman on the bus reading southern vampire mysteries--wtf 9:19 AM Dec 9th from TwitterBerry
  12. When time permits I will post my Tiger Woods Whore of the Day Blog 3:09 PM Dec 7th from web
  13. NYC!!! 4:47 AM Dec 3rd from web
  14. How to be a Mistress, Tempting the Tiger 101 11:26 AM Dec 2nd from web
  15. Good God old men are so gross. The way they talk, breathe everything yuck. Chills 5:00 PM Dec 1st from TwitterBerry
  16. Get me out of SF airplane! 1:26 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. @cruz610 Have a Happy Thanksgiving 2:24 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to cruz610
  18. @tberman ME TOO :( 2:22 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to tberman
  19. @carolchavana HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROL!!! <3 <3 <3 3:16 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to carolchavana
  20. @tylerhilton Lucky. I have to wait until Christmas! 3:15 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to tylerhilton