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  1. ❂ @shaunbwilson Funded by radio stations, the band Guns 'N Roses was created to provide songs that would give DJs time to use the restroom. 7:11 PM Aug 18th from web
  2. ❂ @crispycracka You know why pandas have black eyes? Panda bar fights. True story. #twitterpedia 6:50 PM Aug 15th from web
  3. .@brianbolter The Perseids are named after Persecutous Complexus. A reminder of Hollywood's shooting stars being brought down by The Man. 3:11 AM Aug 13th from Tweetie
  4. ❂ @imajinarie The aforementioned Thumb Drive is typically classified as "USB" (Un-Safe Behavior) #twitterpedia 5:26 PM Aug 7th from web
  5. ❂ @imajinarie Thumb Drive: The steering method used when eating, smoking and mobile tweeting at the same time. #twitterpedia 5:25 PM Aug 7th from web
  6. ❂ @badbanana On this day, in 1693, Dom Pérignon invented champagne and the rap music video industry. 3:26 PM Aug 4th from web
  7. ❂ @al29902 The apostrophe is a punctuation mark that you just use when it look's right. #twitterpedia 2:34 PM Aug 2nd from web
  8. ❂ @Tarobot Wallpaper was originally created to cover up blood stains that kept showing through paint. #twitterpedia 2:33 PM Aug 2nd from web
  9. ❂ @idvssuperego Archival tweet from King LouisXII:“I’m pretty sure Pope Julius is deliberately pronouncing my name ‘Louis Douche.’ Bastard." 2:31 PM Aug 2nd from web
  10. ❂ @awryone Can't wait to see my kid's grades this year! Just convinced her Col. Sanders won the Civil War defending the Mason-Chicken Line! 4:47 PM Jul 30th from Tweetie
  11. ❂ @evehorizon Before they close the Amelia Earhart case, has anyone checked if she was on a United flight? She might still arrive, you know. 2:16 PM Jul 29th from web
  12. RT @murliman Will the New #Twitter strategy lead, eventually, to a crowdsourced Twitterpedia? The Twisdom of Crowds. 1:59 PM Jul 29th from web
  13. ❂ @Aimee_B_Loved Today I learned babies are born without kneecaps. An evolutionary adaptation to Tonya Harding & loan sharks. #twitterpedia 3:07 PM Jul 28th from web
  14. ❂ @ChiNurse Historically, the largest trumang has always been preceded by a solar eclipse in Asia & the resignation of a US village idiot. 3:05 PM Jul 28th from web
  15. ❂ @shaunbwilson Barns were a manufactured necessity created by red paint companies. #twitterpedia 3:02 PM Jul 28th from web
  16. ❂ @navanax I'm no historian, but I think brussels sprouts explain why the Germans went straight through Belgium and into France during WW2. 3:59 PM Jul 27th from web
  17. ❂ @blueeyeddeb Scientists have still not found an explanation for decaf. #twitterpedia 3:32 PM Jul 26th from web
  18. ❂ @Aimee_B_Loved An acorn is a nut. A ccorn is a vegetable with a bad stutter. #twitterpedia 3:13 PM Jul 23rd from web
  19. ❂ @stevewhitaker All towns in the Old West required a length of track down the middle of the road for dolly shots. #wayback #twitterpedia 2:58 PM Jul 22nd from web
  20. ❂ @katefeetie Montana got its state name from the Spanish word montaña, probably meaning "wears socks with sandals". #twitterpedia 3:04 PM Jul 21st from web