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  1. Dear Barack Obama: Please stop sending me emails; I stopped caring about politics when Michael Jackson died.
  2. Holy crap, I just got another paycheck deposited from my old job. Suckers! Ima go buy me a limo now.
  3. My ears are full of nasty today. And I cleaned them out last night; WTF ear-holes?
  4. From Sky: Palin is stepping down!!! bit.ly/14h3nl
  5. A legit Pirate Bay? But where will I download my TV, movies, music, and software from now? Oh yeah, the 1000 other warez sites.
  6. @skyallred Honduras can't afford it.
  7. "Voting for the least bad candidate is like buying the least rotten fruit". - José Antonio Crespo Mendoza —Mexican historian, PhD
  8. Civil Unrest in Iran when someone steals an election there...we just re-elected the asshole four years later. USA! USA!
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  10. http://bit.ly/ZUYon
  11. Ladies and gentleman: you can very much so twitter too entirely fucking much.
  12. Primera accion real "sacar el pisto de Banrural" quebrar al banco de los corruptos. #escandalogt
  13. Holy shit guys, have you ever tried 'drugs'? It's fucking sweet, dawg. I can taste flavors!
  14. Gandalf the Grey came and 'gifted' me this fucking ring - anyone up for a road trip?
  15. Ever since I found out that NOVA and Nature stream all their new shows on PBS's website, I can't stop watching them. Man I love to learn...
  16. I can't get enough of these 'Liberty or Death' Lone Star cans. Well, I can't get enough Lone Star is the truth. Well, I can't stop drinking.
  17. Do you guys remember the NOID? He ate all your pizza and then looked real stupid and perverted? Well, I wanna bring him back from the dead.
  18. Thanks to the public's retarded demand for bacon, we now have Swine Flu. Not even Kosher, mind you.
  19. Gravity is the cosmic shackle we must unburden our land-locked souls from to achieve flight. Like the penguins didn't.
  20. Holy shit this giant eagle just swooped down and carried away All My Children.