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Twistedlilkitty

  1. @elizadolally what an idiot! about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to elizadolally
  2. @bursaar all done and dusted? about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to bursaar
  3. @pauljchambers so sorry! That's shit. We're all rooting for you. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to pauljchambers
  4. @colinchadwick he's trying to remember where his finger has been using smell alone. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to colinchadwick
  5. Measured the Sun's intensity using a UV reader. It's pretty damn intense. Felt nerdy yet justified in staying indoors. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. @colinchadwick off to London? about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to colinchadwick
  7. @joshgondelman You're cool. You're so cool that if I were a jukebox and you elbowed me it would totally turn me on. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to joshgondelman
  8. @sgnp Ahhhhhh! Nice! I liked MP for the animations as a kid. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to sgnp
  9. @danguterman Especially if he's a diabetic slipping into a coma. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to danguterman
  10. @sgnp Is that a thing or is it where you hustle cats with the ball and 3 cups game? about 10 hours ago via web in reply to sgnp
  11. @kevingchristy Next to the 'Things Google has suggested I wanted to search for Channel'. Why is it always suggesting 'Your real parents?' about 10 hours ago via web in reply to kevingchristy
  12. @sgnp Hooray! Hello! Hows you? about 10 hours ago via web in reply to sgnp
  13. I like my rabid dogs like I like my coffee, frothy and shot. about 10 hours ago via web
  14. @trumpetcake I like my rabid dogs like I like my coffee, frothy and shot. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to trumpetcake
  15. @sgnp AT reply this! about 11 hours ago via web in reply to sgnp
  16. Watching the Simpson's, Marge Vs. The Monorail, with the commentary featuring Conan O'Brien (who wrote it). It's great. about 11 hours ago via web
  17. @BellJarred Naw, it's ok. I hope. OH WELL! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to BellJarred
  18. @BellJarred It's ok, but it's good to see how things look when you have blocked someone! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to BellJarred