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Twistedlilkitty

  1. @elizadolally what an idiot!
  2. @bursaar all done and dusted?
  3. @pauljchambers so sorry! That's shit. We're all rooting for you.
  4. @colinchadwick he's trying to remember where his finger has been using smell alone.
  5. Measured the Sun's intensity using a UV reader. It's pretty damn intense. Felt nerdy yet justified in staying indoors.
  6. @colinchadwick off to London?
  7. @joshgondelman You're cool. You're so cool that if I were a jukebox and you elbowed me it would totally turn me on.
  8. @sgnp Ahhhhhh! Nice! I liked MP for the animations as a kid.
  9. @danguterman Especially if he's a diabetic slipping into a coma.
  10. @sgnp Is that a thing or is it where you hustle cats with the ball and 3 cups game?
  11. @kevingchristy Next to the 'Things Google has suggested I wanted to search for Channel'. Why is it always suggesting 'Your real parents?'
  12. @sgnp Hooray! Hello! Hows you?
  13. I like my rabid dogs like I like my coffee, frothy and shot.
  14. @trumpetcake I like my rabid dogs like I like my coffee, frothy and shot.
  15. @sgnp AT reply this!
  16. Watching the Simpson's, Marge Vs. The Monorail, with the commentary featuring Conan O'Brien (who wrote it). It's great.
  17. @BellJarred Naw, it's ok. I hope. OH WELL!
  18. @BellJarred It's ok, but it's good to see how things look when you have blocked someone!