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Twisted_Blood

  1. BREAKING: Hazard's decision likely to be pastry-based; will choose Chelsea due to similarity of bun with Belgium's. Full story to follow. about 1 hour ago via web
  2. @thecomicsnob Irritatingly reasonable of him. I was hoping he was claiming to be a gargantuan virile shafter of defences. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to thecomicsnob
  3. @CareFreeChronic Name on the trophy. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to CareFreeChronic
  4. @thecomicsnob Why did he do that? about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to thecomicsnob
  5. Right. I spent my weekend Not Watching Football. Did I miss owt? about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. @SurrealFootball Plehzzzzzzuh. 12:36 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to SurrealFootball
  7. Pep down! Pep down! 2:59 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. I wrote a thing. It's about buses. And Chelsea. READ IT HERE: sbn.to/KKXUe9 11:18 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. @TheShortFuse Cheers sir. And you poor lonely thing. It's like the old days never happened. 10:31 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheShortFuse
  10. @TheShortFuse There was indeed. A point to you. 10:26 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TheShortFuse
  11. @soosia That was a joke. 8:27 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to soosia
  12. @soosia bit.ly/KGMztw 8:23 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to soosia
  13. [spies opportunity for self-promotion] Here's something I wrote a while ago on why penalties are ace: sbn.to/owRXgz 8:22 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  14. @JPBIndy PHILIP Jones 7:55 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to JPBIndy
  • Name Andrew Thomas
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  • Bio I write about football: 'Sounds like the author would be ok with mediocrity just as long as everyone was ok with it.'
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