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TwentyCarlo

$6K?? http://tulsa.craigslist.org... Kids are funny. Just hilarious.

TwentyCarlo I guess I need to just make my own Chex Mix - I could really love this stuff if it didn't have the HARD pieces in it.
TwentyCarlo Yip, that's funny right there! http://twitpic.com/4fmo
TwentyCarlo Sonic's "Sausage Biscuit Dippers" = Yum! Amazingly good considering the disappointments I've had with our Sonics lately.
TwentyCarlo My Dad just asked what "pendejo" means. Heh. How the hell am I supposed to explain that politely?
TwentyCarlo Wow. Coulda swore I heard NPR say "Cartoon Sedan." Heh.
TwentyCarlo Tonight's Dr Phil rerun makes me VERY THANKFUL for Clayton. So very thankful.
TwentyCarlo Are there any Ford techs on Twitter? 7L348200DA1DXC ??
TwentyCarlo The cooling fan on the back of one of the PC's has stopped completely, I'm trying to decide if I should DIY it or not.
TwentyCarlo HoMeSkOoL dAy! I am very glad My Mom is here today, she won't put up with the spraypaint shit.
TwentyCarlo So, this September, I'll try out my new insurance company for my yearly poke-n-prod, but I have to pick a different Dr...
TwentyCarlo Just wrote the check, I've paid the last payment on my lab work from LAST SEPTEMBER that my SHITTY Insurance co. wouldn't cover.
TwentyCarlo Oh, okay, if you think I'm fucking invisible, you can just wait for someone else to get off the phone to deal with you.
TwentyCarlo Maybe I'm hormonal, but this guy makes the Big Smith Overalls look really good. Better than Wranglers.
TwentyCarlo Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake! Magical, even after being in the fridge overnight!
TwentyCarlo HoMeskOoL dAd, booking a flight from Tulsa to Tucson: "Why does it take longer to get back than to get there?" Time Zones. "Ooooooohhhh..."
TwentyCarlo Ice Breakers "Iced Tea with Lemon" Mints = amazing! They really do have an iced-tea kinda taste!
TwentyCarlo What do you mean asking what color that is? It's DE-ICER, it's NOT PAINT. I want a locked cabinet for ALL the aerosol cans around here.
TwentyCarlo The older HoMeSkOoLeR finally quit spraying the paint and has duct-taped a second can onto the handlebars.
TwentyCarlo "Now, I know you've got important things to do, getting high and all, but the smell of that spraypaint is giving me a headache."