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  1. I upgraded to #HootSuite 2.0 because its the best way to manage comedy, inspiration, politics & promotion http://hootsuite.com/upgrade 10:29 AM Aug 21st from HootSuite
  2. He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. # quote #funny 7:15 PM Jul 21st from web
  3. "I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye." -Jack Handey 9:16 PM Jul 18th from web
  4. It's a small world; unless you have to paint it .- Stephen Wright 2:14 PM Jul 8th from web
  5. RT @reiver Did you know there's a town in Wales called: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (58 letters) 2:04 PM Jul 8th from HootSuite
  6. Are there no clean MJ jokes? 9:46 PM Jul 1st from web
  7. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin 9:45 AM May 8th from web
  8. RT @iheartquotes On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) 8:30 AM Mar 25th from HootSuite
  9. School Excuses from Parents: Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. 6:20 AM Mar 25th from HootSuite
  10. School Excuses from Parents: Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 5:20 PM Mar 19th from HootSuite
  11. No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Christopher Morley 3:10 PM Mar 15th from HootSuite
  12. STATE MOTTOS: Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 10:25 AM Mar 10th from HootSuite
  13. School Excuses from Parents: Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat. 6:15 AM Mar 10th from HootSuite
  14. You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports. 11:30 AM Feb 28th from HootSuite
  15. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? 11:05 AM Feb 28th from HootSuite
  16. HIRE ME: Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece. 6:10 AM Feb 27th from HootSuite
  17. Politically Correct Dictionary: Bag boy: agricultural product organizer 5:15 AM Feb 27th from HootSuite
  18. School Excuses from Parents: Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. 10:20 AM Feb 26th from HootSuite
  19. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 7:15 AM Feb 26th from HootSuite
  20. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' 7:02 PM Feb 25th from web
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