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sometimes when no one is looking, i like to lie about being invited places just so ppl think im more important than i am. heeehee teeeheee9:35 AM Jun 26thfrom web
going to spend my evening doing top secret things. with top secret people. where we stroke each other's top secret egos.9:30 AM Jun 26thfrom web
my life is so much better than yours. i mean really. i have everything. don't hate me because i'm #awesome095:26 AM Jun 25thfrom twhirl
ppl love it when u RT everything anyone ever says about u and ur girlfriend. srsly. do it. ppl totes care that much about u & ur relationshp3:15 AM Jun 22ndfrom twhirl
ppl doing green avatars is so pointless. surely its not making money. like what can twitter do for awareness. pshaw.3:50 AM Jun 18thfrom twhirl
in conversation, give ur blog the cute nickname of "OMFG.com", even tho the actual URL is "ohmyflockinggarbage.com". v clever & v web.503:34 AM Jun 17thfrom twhirl
giving your blog the title of "YOURNAME.com" when its URL is actually "YOURNAME.tv" is v clever. no one will know the .com wasn't avail.3:29 AM Jun 17thfrom twhirl
my expert tweet consultant opinion: ppl need to lay of the caffeine, the hashtags, the links to their dumb projects & the !! this AM. srsly12:39 AM Jun 17thfrom twhirl
been up since 4am working on my super secret project so u can wipe those smug "yawn i'm up at 6...again!" tweets right off your face. i win.11:14 PM Jun 16thfrom twhirl
twittering and blogging when u have missed deadlines for work looks v responsible. ur boss won't notice or anything!5:03 AM Jun 16thfrom twhirl
i find it really sexy when women in their late 20s talk like they're 2 years old and in the third person at the same time.. <3 it!!!!11:34 AM Jun 15thfrom twhirl
pleased i can use twitter to piece together all the wacky thingz i do when drunk. hah. i'm hilarious.7:54 AM Jun 15thfrom twhirl
not only can I coordinate events & give expert advice on tweeting but i can also code in html in blogger templates. my diversity is extreme1:12 AM Jun 15thfrom twhirl
RT things ppl say about politics and world events. it makes u look like u care & understand the issue at hand, even when u clearly don't.3:23 AM Jun 14thfrom twhirl
laughing and smiling and giggling and hugging myself for exciting special secret reasons. can't tell u so plz don't ask. srsly.11:34 AM Jun 13thfrom twhirl
thinking of watching a marathon of the wire, ashes to ashes, the west wing, & battlestar galactica. maybe i'll live tweet the whole thing.11:22 AM Jun 13thfrom twhirl
treating self to homemade sausage toad & shepherd's pie, homemade fairy cakes and a pitcher of mojitos. i deserve it after the week ive had7:49 AM Jun 13thfrom twhirl
There is a clause in twitter's terms of use that states if u say anything positive about microsoft or windows that u will be shot on site.5:30 AM Jun 13thfrom twhirl
stretched out in sunbeam w/ cat The BF Wired US & UK, my iphone my laptop my wii my PSP my flip video & cream tea. best. geek. day. evah.4:56 AM Jun 13thfrom twhirl
