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  1. Well, I'm off to club Bed. Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky. 8:01 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  2. If you get sexted by someone you don't wanna sext with, did you just get molexted? 7:02 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  3. "People born between 1993-1999 have lived in two decades, two centuries, & two millenniums, & we're not even 18 yet" Well aren't we cool. 6:01 PM May 31st via HootSuite
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  5. I don't eat because I'm hungry, I eat because I'm bored. 4:01 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  6. *Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds 3:01 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  7. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. 2:01 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  8. Who was the greatest hoe in history? Ms. Pacman. For 25 cents that hoe swallowed balls till she died. 1:00 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  9. One Direction: The reason why we should've killed Justin Bieber before he could lay eggs. 12:01 PM May 31st via HootSuite
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  11. *Police officer walks up to me* Police: "Where were you between 4 and 6?" Me: "Kindergarten." 9:31 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time. 12:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Which #SeniorPrank will you pull off this year? Use this quiz to decide! Some sick Senior Pranks! bit.ly/JwZGDP sp 5:06 PM May 16th via ChaCha Affiliate Program
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  15. Good friends won't let you do stupid things...... Without them. 7:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  16. Bitch, I watch CSI, I can make your death look like an accident. 6:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  17. When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change but the direction I'm walking in. 5:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  18. Hi, I'm a girl. I ignore good guys, chase ass holes, and then act surprised when they screw me over. 4:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  19. Want to get back into shape? Here are some of the BEST WORKOUTS with NO Equipment Necessary!!! bit.ly/IIglCa sp 3:30 PM May 15th via HootSuite
  20. Step 1: Buy combination lock. Step 2: Find someone with gauges. Step 3: Run up to them, click lock around their ear. Step 4: Run like hell! 3:01 PM May 15th via HootSuite
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