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TweetsByLori

  1. Zak Bagans's deserves to get his ass kicked by ghosts. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Let's pretend we're guns. PEW PEW! You're dead. Your turn. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. My account was hacked. If you get a DM from me saying ppl are saying nasty things about you, it's true but don't click the link! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I always win at Monopoly. - Warren Buffet about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. The grass is always greener where the marijuana grows. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. @JamesSleaford ha! It was one that was supposed to be a joke. I guess only long time followers would get that. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to JamesSleaford
  7. My Phil Collins tweet cost me 5 followers. :( about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. Almost at 900 followers. Tell everybody my real dad is Phil Collins and I'm funny once a month. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  9. It's a "Knocking On Heaven's Door" by Guns n Roses kind of day. Not the one by Paul McCartney. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  10. If I was homeless and could take 2 things with me, it would be a pair of clothes and a phukin gun. 9:57 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
  11. @DamianReccoppa Lmmfao!! The murder was unrelated to the school, so that's good! :) 9:06 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to DamianReccoppa
  12. My girl made the front page of the newspaper for Fun Day at school. She didn't have to murder anyone like the ass who made it yesterday. 8:34 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  13. Cashier just said to me, "Thanks a lot". I thought she said, "Thanks, slut" at first. Was about to take that shit outside if you kwim! 8:30 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  14. A big shout out to everyone who's sleeping! 10:55 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  15. @derfdy It's scary! :0 10:49 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to derfdy