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  1. Damn Yankees by George Abbott & Douglass Wallop. Back to hell with you. The End.
  2. For Love of the Game by Michael Shaara. The Yankees lose. The End.
  3. The Art of War by Sun Tzu. “Checkmate.” The End.
  4. Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. Drugs are bad, Mmm-kay? The End.
  5. The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd. Runaway teen finds love at the bottom of a bottle. The End.
  6. Confessions of a Shopaholic by Madeline Wickham. Girl sucks at money, yet works in financial journalism. This how AIG happens. The End
  7. On the Road by Jack Kerouac. “Dude, where’s my Car?” The End.
  8. It by Stephen King. Freaky the Clown. The End. Hat-Tip: @louisechanx
  9. My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult. God helps kidney thieves. The End. Hat-tip: @paperfairy
  10. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. Barbecue! The End.
  11. Beloved by Toni Morrison. Poltergeist gets freaky. The End.
  12. Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien. Orc FAIL. The End.
  13. The Hunter by Richard Stark. Parker gets an Outfit. The End.
  14. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. The universe is fucking old. The end. (edited by @iamchaostheory)
  15. Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton. Boy likes girl… and blood. Girl like boy… and zombies. The End.
  16. The Time Traveller’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger. Crazy explanation for a naked librarian. The End.
  17. Beloved by Toni Moreison. Poltergeist gets freaky. The End.
  18. Frankenstein; or the Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelly. It’s not easy being green. The End.
  19. The Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. Tourists… “The Horror. The Horror.” The End.
  20. Replay by Ken Grimwood. The End. “I’m not dead, yet!” The End. “Hey, you're pretty!” The End. “WTF?!” The End. “I keep dying!”