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Buying Matthew Shepard a drink just now: Mazel tov, my brother.5:51 PM Oct 28thfrom web
Who was the first person you called when you heard about 9/11? Would they still be the first today? Tell them so.5:49 AM Sep 11thfrom web
So last night, during the heckling in President Obama's speech, all the Republicans said "Oh, my God!" at once and startled me.10:31 PM Sep 10thfrom web
Marty loves to do the "Abby Normal" bit for us over a couple beers. Even John Calvin laughs -- and he doesn't speak a word of English.10:21 PM Sep 10thfrom web
Everyday is the anniversary of something bad. The trick is realizing that next year, it could also be the anniversary of something good.10:17 PM Sep 10thfrom web
Moses says he's holding out for an Apple tablet computer. But you know he's just gonna toss the first one.2:13 PM Sep 9thfrom web
Oh, no. Moses already has one of the new iPods. Now I get to hear a tinny earbud version of "Walk Like an Egyptian" about a million times.2:12 PM Sep 9thfrom web
See? Told you the Apple special event was going to be disappointing. Not even I can give you that hour back.2:07 PM Sep 9thfrom web
That Steve Jobs does the rolling-away-the-stone routine almost as well as I do.11:40 AM Sep 9thfrom web
@Lalo_T That's like my mom. Always threatening to wash my mouth out with soap if I take my name in vain. "You're never too old!" Oy.4:46 PM Sep 8thfrom webin reply to Lalo_T
Wrapping our pool party with a quick game of "Marco, Polo." Marco Polo is the referee.4:25 PM Sep 8thfrom web