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@Kt2cute4u Damn girl. You just cant take a bad pic, can you? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Kt2cute4u
@Eine1 So, why do I have to show you how to crush a guy`s ego. I thought that skill is passed on secretly from mother to daughter. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Eine1
OK, time to escalate to full-open-mouthed yawning. Follow each one by rapid blinking like you are trying to keep yourself awake. about 13 hours ago from web
@eine1 Is Kyle a whimpering puppy yet? Or does his overgrown ego need a little more prunning? about 13 hours ago from web
@eine1 OK. You need to act like you are stiffling a yawn. That destroys guys like Kyle. And keep looking at a clock then look disappointed. about 13 hours ago from web
@Eine1 Kyle eh? Okay, so Kyle thinks the sun doesn`t rise till he wakes up in the morning huh? He needs a wake up call. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Eine1
@Eine1 Yes, the offer still goes. Dont worry. The date rescuer is on duty. Step #1: His name. I gotta have a name to drag thru the mud. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Eine1
So, which of you girls are going on a date tonight & will let me tweet-heckle & entertain you. about 16 hours ago from web
RT @thirstykirstie: @TweakerTweets perfect man: lasts for hours, provides unlimited amounts of money, doesn't ask any questions about wh ... about 16 hours ago from web
RT @Katywhompus: @TweakerTweets you should have found me earlier, I'm taken now. ;) about 16 hours ago from web
RT @thirstykirstie Perfect man lasts for hours, provides money, doesn`t ask where it goes. [You just described Orrin Hatch.] about 16 hours ago from web
@slcitygirl Perhaps you are right. Maybe I should try for an out-of-control nympho who owns a U.S. chain of liquor stores. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to slcitygirl
@JWPlatt Thanks for the dating tip. Where can I by chloroform? about 24 hours ago from web in reply to JWPlatt
Perfect girl: Out-of-control nymphomaniac who owns a global chain of liquor stores. about 24 hours ago from web
@JujuMama Silly??? I was being uncharacteristically serious. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to JujuMama
@aflirtyourself Here`s my favorite flirting/stalking technique: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a $1000 bill. about 24 hours ago from web
Soothe your soul, please your eye, expand your mind, get a boner all at the same time. #FF follow @JuJuMama 9:01 AM Dec 19th from web
@raychulb In fact, it is hard to think of a place where a wrestling unitard IS good attire. 8:50 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to raychulb
RT @DaleMcKinnon: Got the Metric System down pat now... although I sometimes get confused & go a gram or 2 over the speed limit. 8:45 AM Dec 19th from web
@Kt2cute4u You girls sure look thirsty. Better have a few drinks to avoid any risk of dehydration. 9:29 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to Kt2cute4u