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Tw1sty

  1. Oh you run the @wonkatweets account? Tell me how you're a comical genius.
  2. I like how the @wonkatweets account has run out of "condescending wonka" tweets, and is just recycling shitty jokes...
  3. @AdamBailey41 @nova100 exactly right! Parents need to take my responsibility, it's not the governments responsibility to raise you kids!
  4. @inappropriatex boom! Good work, happy for you.
  5. Option 2: full motocross gear. Helmet, goggles, jersey, gloves & boots. Then just stand on the bike, no peddling, making noises & leaning.
  6. Option 1: helmet, Monster Energy racing gloves etc. And ride the bike standing on the pedals, like a downhill mountain biker.
  7. There was a guy at the gym, on one of the bikes, wearing a lycra jersey!!! I have two options to up the ante:
  8. Boom!!! RT @Tw1sty: I just ousted @premierone1 as the mayor of Snap Fitness Heidelberg on @foursquare! 4sq.com/wWMIy6
  9. I just ousted @premierone1 as the mayor of Snap Fitness Heidelberg on @foursquare! 4sq.com/wWMIy6
  10. Gym buddy has bailed on me again… I'm riding solo!
  11. @ZacDavies thanks! So awesome!
  12. Dead cat stuffed, and turned into remote control helicopter bit.ly/LeXAlW (ping @taraceebee @neely_x)
  13. @MacDeviant nice work, good to hear! Stay safe out there mate, the roads are full of blind idiots out there
  14. @MacDeviant shit mate, you ok? Did you go down, or keep it up?
  15. @lectricx I've played the demo. It's not bad. I prefer atv vs mx… it's got racing or free ride.
  16. @mattja @emlypie thanks guys!
  17. Pretty relieved to see I was still down. Just over 2.5kgs lost in a week. Gym again tomorrow.
  18. Was scared to get on the scales today, after a massive night on the piss. Was worried my week of hard work had been ruined.