Tw1sty
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@ your call is important to us... Wait, no it's not... Fuck off.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to TheMonkeyBoy
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@ thankyou for calling The Age, please hold...
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to TheMonkeyBoy
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@ I didn't write the joke, I tweeted it. Take it up with the author. Hahaha.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to TheMonkeyBoy
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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common??
They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
about 3 hours ago
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Breaking news: Ping just offered Elin Woods a contract pushing her own set of drivers, named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
about 3 hours ago
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@ oh hi... Nothin to see here. *scuffs feet*
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to junetwentytwo
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RT @: i could have had a better notification than "prostate cancer is now following you on twitter"
about 3 hours ago
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@ how the hell did they manage that?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to alexmwalker
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@ anytime mate!
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to Maggrig
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@ mmmm twins
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to coliwilso
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
about 4 hours ago
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
about 5 hours ago
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RT @: New woman claims affair with Tiger Woods and says she can identify his genitals. Apparently his balls have the Nike sw
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about 6 hours ago
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@ that's a shame.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to IvanVanderbyl
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(via @) /via @
So, guessing you're not fans of ?
about 7 hours ago
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@ are you gonna roll those two out every Wednesday? Lol.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to MikeFoden
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@ and then when the kid gets no where, the parents turn around and blame our Australian system?
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to superhotmel
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@ I guess, but still.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to Lilylauren
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@ refusing to keep him, despite him not being at a suitable level for highschool.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to superhotmel
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing... That's it... I'm throwing my Gillete away!
about 9 hours ago
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- Name Ollie
- Web http://tw1sty.tum...
- Bio 26yo, Ute driving, Bourbon drinking, fun loving Aussie Bloke. Jack of all trades, master of none. Member of #hashtagrebelalliance & #fratpack.
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