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  1. Downstairs neibor:Didnt u hear me pounding on d ceiling last nite? Upstairs neibor:dont worry, I was making an awful amount of noise myself! about 13 hours ago from txt
  2. RT @RM19: The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down. about 22 hours ago from txt
  3. The most difficult LAW to accept, is your mother in law... (thanx Joker) 8:11 PM Nov 24th from txt
  4. Man: Gd why did you make woman so beautiful? Gd: So you would love her! Man: But why did you make her so dumb? Gd: So she would love you! 8:11 PM Nov 24th from txt
  5. TURXJOKES It's tough to find a good gift for Obama. After all, what do you get a guy who thinks he created everything? 9:52 AM Nov 24th from txt
  6. ALERT! If u r getting msg from mobsterworld its not coming from me. I am not on mobsterworld and any invites dont cum from dis groop... 9:36 AM Nov 24th from txt
  7. Q: what's diff. Btwn the Titanic & pres. Obama ? A: with the Titanic we know how many people went down. (Pupana) 7:46 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  8. Fr:THE.FOUNDER Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. 7:24 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  9. Grandchild: Thanx for covering ur mouth when you sneeze grandpa, it shows good manners. Grandpa: Of course! How else would I catch my teeth? 6:55 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  10. Fr:THE.FOUNDER You can change a man,..if he's in diapers. 6:51 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  11. Fr:THE.FOUNDER When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. 6:51 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  12. @Badchen i see from d pics alot of ur twassidim r not yidden. Like jackie mason once sed: Im the biggist rabbi of a gentile congragation! 2:29 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  13. Technology has made us so SELFISH! MY computer MY documents MY pictures MY yellow bus MYspace iPhone iPod iHome icon iNet iTunes iMax... 12:00 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  14. Student: R we allowed to throw the ball into the basket on shabbes? Rabbi: If possible put it in on friday... @RealJoke 8:49 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  15. Proof that Eisav was a Rebbe He had a fur coat Ate with hands couldnt wait For his dad to die sent 400 Chassidim 2 kill his brother 8:44 PM Nov 21st from txt
  16. Fwd: yankal millar said: after the rulling on rebbitzen alta fiega shul, the aronim are doubled because everybody is broken in two... 8:42 PM Nov 21st from txt
  17. Fwd: If a penny would know how much its worth it would feel like 2 cents... 8:42 PM Nov 21st from txt
  18. Fwd: Child: Father, today I got 100% on my test. Father: Wow. On which test? Child: I got a 50% on math, and 50% on English... 8:42 PM Nov 21st from txt
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  20. Fwd: Yankel Miller says: You know? The only human part of my shviger is her sheital..... 8:41 PM Nov 21st from txt
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