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  1. Enter the One Wired Wish Sweepstakes for a chance to win a $10,000 WIRED Store prize package. #WiredWish http://ow.ly/DbFr
  2. I have 8 Google Wave invites and I'd be willing to share them ... if you make it worth it for me. ;) #fb
  3. The four oceans as The Beatles: Pacific - Paul; Atlantic - John; Indian - George; and Arctic - Ringo. #fb
  4. My therapist recommends Dr. Engle. I respond, "Like the Nazi doctor?!" - earning myself two more years of therapy. (FYI: It's Mengele.) #fb
  5. For dinner I had Chef Boyardee. I highly enjoy this gluten thing. Now if you'll excuse me while I go get sick. #fb
  6. Geeze @VZWSupport! You are 2 steps away from losing my business, after 6 years. I've been promised my refund since August 7th. Nothing!
  7. Dear class: Sorry for my shitty teaching today. I woke up unable to breathe, with my eye crusted entirely shut. I'm just not feelin' it. #fb
  8. @talcotts That t-shirt is HORRIBLE. Oh my god. All I can see is blood and death.
  9. NMC's campus will officially be going smoke free, in Fall 2010. I think this might do more harm than good. #fb
  10. @JJPonto Really? I've had four or five thus far. You just let them stop. They'll fail out, most likely.
  11. RT @thinkgeek: Happy TARDIS Day! Since the first Dr. Who ep: 46 linear years, 57 companions, & 10 doctors (in video): http://j.mp/5HR9ux
  12. 3 day week and 4 day weekend? I can handle that. Now if I could just be not sick... #fb
  13. Golden retrievers explain atoms: http://www.youtube.com/watc... #fb
  14. @talcotts Holden spent 20 minutes this morning playing with a piece of fluff.
  15. Moni drools on me more than Hank. #fb
  16. @thatyarnstore That episode scared me a lot. Still does.
  17. I've never beamed three people from two locations onto one pad before! #fb
  18. RT @shitmydadsays: “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time fr ...
  19. Will they take my tonsils out just because I ask them too? Ouch. Double ouch. #fb
  20. Intervention always makes me feel like less of a horrible person. #fb