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Turnip

I want a job that...wait....I have that job. I want my job with decent pay...no...I have decent pay. I want my job with Bill Gates pay. Yah.

Turnip I need to get out of the month of July. Car problems and dumbass moves by me are getting old. Rushing to a meeting, locked keys in the car.
Turnip A 14 year-old just told me that Dark Knight is "a bit overdone." I offered him a gin and tonic and solicited his investment advice.
Turnip Owning property in San Diego is like wrestling with a porcupine; 30% of the time: nice, soft underbelly, 70% of the time: missing eyeballs.
Turnip @gkatsoufis You still pondering over our last discussion?
Turnip Holy God, Countrywide's customer support system is like listening to breaking glass. Over and over again. Indian breaking glass, at that.
Turnip I am not ashamed of my affinity for Nickelback and early Hoobastank. I don't care how lame it makes me, and nice shirt, ass.
Turnip Invoicing. My first VirtueMart installation/customization is now behind me. Thank GOD.
Turnip @madcran The spammers are going to make Twitter as pointless as email, soon.
Turnip @madcran Good call. I was wondering what the Tapulous account was all about. Thanks for the heads up; I'll read up on it.
Turnip Is there a reason that everyone is talking about Twitterific on the iPhone, and not Twinkle?
Turnip Two iPhones successfully upgraded, jailbroken and unlocked in the span of an hour. Great work, dev team. Pwnage FTW!
Turnip *knocking on wood* Upgrading my iPhone now.
Turnip Holy shit. The new pwnage tool is absolutely brilliant. Less than 30 minutes to upgrade, jailbreak and unlock Natalie's phone. w00t!
Turnip Whenever I'm doing these iPhone restores, it occurs to me how badly I miss Firewire. Doing these massive transfers over USB really sucks.
Turnip Commencing upgrade/pwning of Natalie's iPhone. If this goes badly (as it has in the past), her phone is the guinea pig. :)
Turnip Sea World with the girls. http://snipurl.com/323cf
Turnip @kp2575 Good job. Those are some of the better ones I've seen. I might have to come beg. :)
Turnip @kp2575 I really like those social icons in the upper right; are those part of the theme? If so, did it come with others?
Turnip @kp2575 Yah, for anything other than a strict blog, it's Joomla! for me. WP for blogs, Joomla! FTW. That's my motto. :)