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  1. @ryandittmar Aeroplane, I've chartered a flight with Chuck Lindberg myself. 12:21 PM Nov 30th from twidroid in reply to ryandittmar
  2. @ryandittmar so come with me to california in january to visit chadd for a week. 10:13 AM Nov 30th from twidroid in reply to ryandittmar
  3. I doubt the power of the tweetcloud. It said I use the term assbush freequently...I used it ONCE! 9:37 AM Nov 30th from twidroid
  4. Who wants to join my new Death Metal project, Big Death Star. 12:02 PM Nov 29th from twidroid
  5. @julia_eff I am a firm beleiver that nothing "discreetly inserts into underwear" 10:41 AM Nov 29th from twidroid in reply to julia_eff
  6. It concerns me that whenever I drink black coffee my farts smell like I'm shitting my pants. Solutions? 10:18 AM Nov 29th from twidroid
  7. Damn it! Just saw snow for the first time this year. 10:16 PM Nov 28th from twidroid
  8. @cailaisaslut That's pretty bad ass, my mother is a big beatles, joplin and zappa fan 10:27 AM Nov 28th from twidroid in reply to cailaisaslut
  9. Anyone else have any insane black Friday stories yet? 12:49 PM Nov 27th from twidroid
  10. ..for the new moa reality show. Wacky. 12:11 PM Nov 27th from twidroid
  11. Wow, so I just saw an elderly man who had fallen down an escalator at the moa being tended too by a medivac team while being filmed... 12:11 PM Nov 27th from twidroid
  12. Family conversation topics: woodstock, carlos santana, people suck at parenting, public transit, sarah palin is dumb. So far, so good. 2:46 PM Nov 26th from twidroid
  13. Post thanksgiving discussion on various posinous plants and mushrooms with my step-dad and uncle. Nothing like discussing painful death :-D 12:51 PM Nov 26th from twidroid
  14. I managed to play magic the gathering for three hours & get laid tonight. Somehow that seems impossible. 11:56 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  15. @MarlaPage picture of said shoes, and price, now. 12:53 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to MarlaPage
  16. I'm always amazed at how far some people can push the envelope of sucking at the guitar. 8:36 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  17. @cailaisaslut you hate mn, and florida. How many other states are on this shitlist? 1:07 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid in reply to cailaisaslut
  18. Everyone, go vote for my friends band, Chester Bay, at landsharkrocks.com if he wins they get piles of money to help me build a full studio. 1:05 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  19. @ryandittmar so record with me, I'm cheap and your recording two instruments. Its a breeze to do it. 3:00 PM Nov 21st from twidroid in reply to ryandittmar
  20. Why do so many lesbians try to look like auto-mechanics? 10:40 AM Nov 18th from twidroid