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  1. Listening to t-bone walker going home. "Stormy Monday", no shit. Another TUNT blew up on sector three. Everyone's calling it bloody thre ...
  2. Dan exploded a few minutes ago. Always had a smile. Turns out the smile was a scar from an old surgery.
  3. TUNT hang glided out his window at lunch to safety in the harbor. A boat was waiting with some friends. Nice sunny day for a sail.
  4. One of steve's friends from prison just got hired. He requires "cigs" to let us use the coffee maker. But he passed the mccpoot. TUNT.
  5. Mack Luster was awesome tonight. Best show on t.v. He jumped out of a helicopter into the ocean and rode a shark.
  6. Todd's eating a banana now. Trying to get back at Cindy for teasing him. Long day. Mack Luster's on tonight! Who else is watching?
  7. Cindy brought another banana for a snack. She eats them real slow to torture Todd. Eating now. TUNT.
  8. In Jeffers' office. Rumor is Jeffers is dead. Tunts quietly cheering, waiting for news.
  9. Chris just blew up.
  10. I'm supposed to be like Chris, he's the tunt of the day. Chris's eyes shake and he told me he wants to be a bird to fly far away.
  11. FINALLY back from Idaho. A long delay as the car broke down and we were stuck on an indian reservation. Back to work. Michelle horny.
  12. Day started off bad. Twitter down. Riot in office. The sandwich my wife made me was crushed. Grumbling tummy.
  13. @TuntWife You looked beautiful this morning. But do you think you could try sleeping without the nose plug on tonight?
  14. At work. Fighting sleep. Don't want my breakfast. Wife made peanut butter and butter sandwich. Just gross.
  15. Todd is trying to get me to drive cross-country with him so he can witness the birth of his child. I'll have to check the expense reports.
  16. Almost feels good to be back at my desk after the convention. Does this mean I'm looking forward to work?
  17. We all just woke up from the bender last night. Totally missed the TUNT conference. Todd has on a chicken costume???? Don't remember any ...
  18. Bachelorette almost over. None of us would do Jillian. But we'd all do the chick who said the snake thing. Steve's on a beer run. Todd k ...
  19. Still watching bachelorette. Todd would pick Tanner. We got some brews from the corner store. Best night I've had in a long time. TUNT.
  20. Still watching bachelorette in the hotel room. Steve told us Wes is his brother. Makes sense. They look alike. Wes made a girl explode once.