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  1. @KySportsRadio I will be posting pics all day from the games in Cancun here preceding my write-up tonight: http://bit.ly/6igB3o about 1 hour ago from web
  2. As promised, the pic of me and the midget from Johns Hopkins. We're like Master Blaster from Thunderdome: http://su.pr/2TmoKx 6:55 AM Nov 12th from web
  3. The midget just admitted that she sleeps in a dog bed. I am in love. But I don't believe half of what she says. 11:26 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  4. Speech at Hopkins. Highlight was midget who propositioned me. Told her I'd fuck only if she introduced me to willy wonka. 8:17 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  5. College basketballs first game and Monday Night Football, I'm in Toronto. Only sport on is hockey. What's that aboot? 3:45 PM Nov 9th from Echofon
  6. At UT game. Halliburton has a tailgate. Too many jokes to make. 7:23 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  7. @kinsmarie @jessLnelson Done. You two will be my escorts. I'm already out tonight, and busy tomorrow, but free sunday night. 8:50 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to kinsmarie
  8. @jessLnelson eh, I just kinda go with it at this point. If it works great, awesome. If not, story. Win, win. 4:32 PM Nov 6th from Echofon in reply to jessLnelson
  9. In Austin, going to UT game tomorrow. Such a great city. Top three, along with SF and Chicago. No joke here, just excited. 12:00 PM Nov 6th from web
  10. Being famous is so weird. Delivery guy asked for my autograph, then wanted to see my bedroom. "Wanna see where history is made." WTF? 7:06 PM Nov 3rd from web
  11. @tcnjsignal Really? Who told you I was booked there? Not that I am opposed to coming, I just have heard nothing about it 1:33 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to tcnjsignal
  12. Watching the awesome show Sex Rehab w/@drdrew. But during commercials I'm fucking a random. Think maybe I'm doing it wrong. 8:12 PM Nov 1st from Echofon
  13. The average person is not attractive. If you doubt this fact, spend sime time in an airport. 5:55 PM Oct 30th from Echofon
  14. Ebook by my friend, pretty good: http://su.pr/269sUt 2:07 PM Oct 29th from Echofon
  15. Just offered a Blacksburg store $300 to make a #7 jersey with "Mexico" as the name on the back. "Perro" is my backup name. 1:06 PM Oct 29th from Echofon
  16. Staying to play with cards Gertrude gave me. She's hot. I've never hooked with anyone this close to death. I may miss the VTech/unc game. 6:53 AM Oct 29th from Echofon
  17. Driving to Blacksburg from Richmond. Stop at chick fil a; its packed. Why? Bingo! Its 10:30 in the am, on Thursday! Love the south. 6:39 AM Oct 29th from Echofon
  18. Updates on Canadian and UK releases: http://bit.ly/3fCWzv 12:55 PM Oct 23rd from web
  19. B/c I'm #1 on the best seller list, my publisher sent me a magnum of Cristal. Thank them, or ask why they think I'm a rapper? 3:39 PM Oct 22nd from web
  20. Hokies: Just like I promised, in one week I'll be at the Thursday night game versus UNC. Wearing orange, b/c I lost a bet. 2:22 PM Oct 22nd from web