TuckerMax
- @UKCoachCalipari Coach, I think Bearup is trying to one up your awesome recruiting efforts: http://twitpic.com/9q51m3:27 PM Jul 8th from web
- @NilsAParker Dude, you just sent out 20 posts about tennis. TENNIS! Is crochet next? Why don't you tell about your new dining room set, fag9:59 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to NilsAParker
- If you follow the NBA, follow @notmikedunleavy. Funniest person posting on twitter.7:44 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFon
- So apparently Lauren Conrad is a fan? http://bit.ly/VuUJT I don't know if that's a good or a bad sign.9:35 PM Jun 21st from web
- Poor Deadspin, they try so hard to be cool: http://bit.ly/cFyiy9:06 AM Jun 19th from web
- Doing screening at ft Bragg. Movie is killing. Soldiers are awesome.4:38 PM Jun 17th from TwitterFon
- Sorry, both those screenings are private, invite only. Movie opens on Sept 25, doing a premiere tour starting in August: http://bit.ly/NDwf98:42 PM Jun 15th from web
- Getting on a red-eye to NYC. Will be in NYC Tuesday night to screen the movie, then going to Ft Bragg on Weds, screening for soldiers.7:13 PM Jun 15th from web
- Yeah, sorry about the lack of NSFW on that last post. I always forget to add that tag because, for my work, everything is safe.8:21 AM Jun 11th from web
- So many bangers and mash jokes to make. Or you know, I could also look at pictures of her and vomit. Whichever: http://bit.ly/Mz6VA3:55 AM Jun 10th from web
- Peaches Geldof just emailed me. So an English socialite with bad teeth, small tits and a fat stomach wants to fuck me. How bout never?3:50 AM Jun 10th from web
- And then added: "Because we lived around a bunch of Mexicans and they will fuck anything." DIRECT QUOTE9:24 AM Jun 6th from web
- She said her parents gave her that name to make her less appealing to boys in their town.9:23 AM Jun 6th from web
- The woman in those pictures is named Oye. Pronounced like "boy" without the B.9:23 AM Jun 6th from web
- Now that I'm back in LA and sober from the AirHogs game, here is the story about this woman in this pic: http://twitpic.com/6n0ue9:23 AM Jun 6th from web
- http://twitpic.com/6nvlh - The girl I fucked in dallas left this note for the hotel maid:3:38 AM Jun 5th from TwitPic
- http://twitpic.com/6n0ue - Were totally going to tag team her, fisting included5:53 PM Jun 4th from TwitPic
- It's official: My movie opens wide on September 25th: http://bit.ly/19aYEy6:08 PM May 28th from web
- At UFC 98, with Reggie Warren, sitting in Joe Silvas seats. That's not a joke. (that sentence only makes sense if u follow mma)4:07 PM May 23rd from TwitterFon
- Just experienced my first LA earthquake, a 5.0, a few miles south. Fucking sweet!8:48 PM May 17th from web
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