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  1. @UKCoachCalipari Coach, I think Bearup is trying to one up your awesome recruiting efforts: http://twitpic.com/9q51m
  2. @NilsAParker Dude, you just sent out 20 posts about tennis. TENNIS! Is crochet next? Why don't you tell about your new dining room set, fag
  3. If you follow the NBA, follow @notmikedunleavy. Funniest person posting on twitter.
  4. So apparently Lauren Conrad is a fan? http://bit.ly/VuUJT I don't know if that's a good or a bad sign.
  5. Poor Deadspin, they try so hard to be cool: http://bit.ly/cFyiy
  6. Doing screening at ft Bragg. Movie is killing. Soldiers are awesome.
  7. Sorry, both those screenings are private, invite only. Movie opens on Sept 25, doing a premiere tour starting in August: http://bit.ly/NDwf9
  8. Getting on a red-eye to NYC. Will be in NYC Tuesday night to screen the movie, then going to Ft Bragg on Weds, screening for soldiers.
  9. Yeah, sorry about the lack of NSFW on that last post. I always forget to add that tag because, for my work, everything is safe.
  10. So many bangers and mash jokes to make. Or you know, I could also look at pictures of her and vomit. Whichever: http://bit.ly/Mz6VA
  11. Peaches Geldof just emailed me. So an English socialite with bad teeth, small tits and a fat stomach wants to fuck me. How bout never?
  12. And then added: "Because we lived around a bunch of Mexicans and they will fuck anything." DIRECT QUOTE
  13. She said her parents gave her that name to make her less appealing to boys in their town.
  14. The woman in those pictures is named Oye. Pronounced like "boy" without the B.
  15. Now that I'm back in LA and sober from the AirHogs game, here is the story about this woman in this pic: http://twitpic.com/6n0ue
  16. http://twitpic.com/6nvlh - The girl I fucked in dallas left this note for the hotel maid:
  17. http://twitpic.com/6n0ue - Were totally going to tag team her, fisting included
  18. It's official: My movie opens wide on September 25th: http://bit.ly/19aYEy
  19. At UFC 98, with Reggie Warren, sitting in Joe Silvas seats. That's not a joke. (that sentence only makes sense if u follow mma)
  20. Just experienced my first LA earthquake, a 5.0, a few miles south. Fucking sweet!