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Tsek_Bastard

  1. #TextsThatGetNoReply Are you awake ? At 3am ...
  2. #TextsThatGetNoReply Are you angry cause you have your period ?
  3. #TextsThatGetNoReply Does your Mum Swallow ?
  4. #TextsThatGetNoReply Are you Wet ?
  5. #YoMomma Is so fat , she complains that there's a hole in her Doughnuts
  6. #ImSoGangsta I go for the Comrades Marathon with a Bicycle ...
  7. #IfWeWereDating I wouldn't be Tweeting , we would be fucking
  8. #ImSoGangsta I chow Chinese food in Japan
  9. @JarredLove13 fool !!
  10. @JarredLove13 How stalker much ?? Lol , crazy fairy ! Not we , her !! There is no we in her !! You ain't getting shit
  11. @JarredLove13 Fool , your sis did work for Redbull some time ago !! I know ...
  12. #ThatAwkwardMoment When your gay friend says Rock Out With Your Cock Out ...
  13. @JarredLove13 tsek Fairy !! My wife tells me she knows your sister ! Were at campus together
  14. When a guy says OMG - it means Oh Me Gay ...
  15. To the guys that say "Bro's Over Hoes" , what you saying is - Cock Over Pussy ...
  16. Lana Del Rey must be the most depressing looking chick in the World , she is like Adele with more Baggage
  17. #ThatAwkwardMoment When you go to a club to celebrate your 21st & the bouncer let's in everyone except you
  18. Did the #ZumasSpear issue Cum to a conclusion with a "Happy Ending" ?
  19. #ImSoGangsta I go to KFC and people lick my fingers clean
  20. @JarredLove13 Wow ... That gets the 2012 gay as fuck award !!! Damn Jarred , you went full GayTard on that one