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  1. SCORPION STINGER C*CK RING: Attach this doozie and you may end up "stinging" yourself into a stupor. Stupors are fun http://bit.ly/5fBpTw
  2. "DELIGHT" VIBRATOR: I'd change the marketing. This should be renamed the "Cap'n Clithook!©" Arrrgh matey http://bit.ly/8ExkIy
  3. Damn, I come back home to FLA and it's 54 degrees! WHY DO YOU HATE US LORD?
  4. DREAMBOAT REMOTE-CONTROL VIBRATOR: Fits snug against perineum when inserted so entire box gets remote diddle goodness http://bit.ly/57xXjn
  5. Stroke your Wood to Tiger's alleged mistresses! (rimshot) Check out the vids of Joslyn James & Holly Sampson http://bit.ly/5vcCnb
  6. GIGI G-SPOT VIBRATOR: The top selling vibe from those swedish engineering sexperts at Lelo. A collector's must-have http://bit.ly/4onsv2
  7. DILDO OF THE DAY: IMPULSE JACK RABBIT - The original just got weirder & wilder. Every feature known 2 man. Bon voyage http://bit.ly/5aSsrP
  8. BREE OLSON DOGGYSTYLE P*SSY/ASS: Molded from the nubile hellcat's own ravenous onion booty. Live the creem dream http://bit.ly/8orWYe
  9. IRON MAIDEN 6" MULTISPEED VIBE: Rumor has it this was molded on Bruce "Dick" Dickinson. I just now started that rumor http://bit.ly/797pLx
  10. LELO "BO" VIBRATING C*CK RING (Red): The Porsche of vibe rings. Rechargeable, adjustable & SHIPPING FREE WED-THURS http://bit.ly/4DsyP4
  11. PURE PASSION FLAVORED LUBE: Why eat food 4 flavor when u can eat crotch flavored like food? I know! Science wins again http://bit.ly/5Uff7m
  12. Attention Tru-Mart shoppers...FREE SHIPPING ON WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY (on all orders over $50) -- SUCH A DEAL!!
  13. THROBBING HEART VIBRATOR: The 1st vibe that actually throbs, swells and pulsates. Men have officially been phased out http://bit.ly/6dhknH
  14. NEA VIBRATOR (Lelo) - Shaped a little like a bean but plenty power enough to toss your taco salad muy pronto http://bit.ly/8tbfGk
  15. If u haven't seen the bizarre/hilarious/x-rated TRUCKER'S DELIGHT vid yet, do yourself a favor. IT'S ART, DAMNIT http://vimeo.com/7670880
  16. VIVID 2for1 TODAY: Buy any 2 full-length Vivid video DVDs and get 3rd one FREE TODAY ONLY - 100s of Vivid titles GO! >> http://bit.ly/4TsoWK
  17. TLC LOVE MACHINE: The sex machine for the chicks...& the dudes! Just lay back & let TLC do all the pokin' & strokin' http://bit.ly/6jUyg4
  18. DILDO OF theDAY- BODY HEAT WARMING VIBRATOR: Reaching temps of 120F Bodyheat will light your fuse. Fire in the hole! http://bit.ly/5Rpb9P
  19. CUSHY TUSHY BUBBLE: Powerful vibrating plug makes a GREAT stocking stuffer and of course by "stocking" I mean "booty" http://bit.ly/7jgAMI
  20. 2040 (3-disc set) - Award-winning sci-fi adult epic from Wicked. Think big-budget space opera with boning aplenty http://bit.ly/5KkmXN