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  1. Be copy now to men of grosser blood / And teach them how to war! (Christmas shopping. Pray for me.) about 9 hours ago from web
  2. Twitter truncates my preemptive rage. :( 5:13 PM Dec 18th from web
  3. I'm following people I don't know in Google Reader because Google indicated that they shared similar items. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME GOOGLE OR F 5:11 PM Dec 18th from web
  4. Office dalmatian just wandered in to check if there was anything tasty in the wastebin before wandering off to find treats elsewhere. 10:49 AM Dec 18th from web
  5. RT @FakeAPStylebook: drag race - a competition in which drivers dress up their cars in pink and lace to see which is the prettiest. 7:27 AM Dec 16th from web
  6. Touchscreen in; I get to crack open my computer and cover the motherboard with molten metal! 4:48 PM Dec 14th from web
  7. Just learned that the coldest known place in the universe is actually on earth, inside the LHC. #fuckingrad 3:44 PM Dec 14th from web
  8. Anybody know of a good book on #actionscript that'll get me up and running quickly? It's ECMA so I know the basics, but... 10:24 AM Dec 14th from web
  9. Seriously, if that last book gets made into a movie it has to be some weird Cronenberg shit or something. Tweens vomiting in the theater. 5:35 PM Nov 27th from web
  10. Just read a synopsis of the last Twilight book. Vampire pseudo-rape, c-section performed w/ teeth, werewolf pedophilia, &c. What the christ. 5:34 PM Nov 27th from web
  11. It's not that the dude fused with the chair that gets to me, it's that this is the third or fourth time it's happened that I can remember. 5:16 PM Nov 27th from web
  12. oh god why am I working right now WHY AM I WORKING a bloo hoo hoo 9:21 AM Nov 27th from web
  13. @cuteordeath Be sure to include the http:// too, that way people will know it's a "web site address"! Also, be sure to say "Log On to..." 11:15 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to cuteordeath
  14. If you hear somebody say "Cyber Monday" without disgust in their voice, punch them! It's legal! (In my head.) 11:14 AM Nov 25th from web
  15. Apparently Steven Segal is a piece of shit friend (http://twitpic.com/jvvo6) of piece of shit Arpaio (http://bit.ly/2VybBo). Makes sense. 9:23 AM Nov 25th from web
  16. Fat dogs are kind of depressing to look at. :( 3:19 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. Huh, that was indeed Paula Deen getting hit in the face with a ham. 12:13 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Best forum moderator: "Oh yeah, we have one guy using WebTV but I banned him because WTF." 10:36 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. @Miss_Paaj I think that means you have a moral obligation to riot! 10:27 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to Miss_Paaj
  20. Holy shit, I just red a few scanned pages from the goddamn #palin book. It's like a series of anecdotes written by a 16 year old. 2:18 PM Nov 19th from web