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"I use a q-tip to pick my baby's nose while she is napping. I can't stand the little boogers lurking in there." 3:01pm * TrueMomConfessions
| TrueMedia "I feel too good to be at work, but I can only go home if I'm sick. Why can't you call in well?" 2:17pm * TrueOfficeConfessions.com |
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| TrueMedia "I want my bridesmaids to look less hot than me. I want all the guys to be looking at me and not them." 7:03am * TrueBrideConfessions.com |
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| TrueMedia "I cheat at candyland so I won't have to play as long." 8:36am * TrueMomConfessions.com |
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| TrueMedia "My boss thinks I have the stomach flu, but I have been in the bathroom reading Harry Potter all day." 9:02am * TrueOfficeConfessions.com |
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| TrueMedia "I left him at the altar. For his brother." 3:31pm * TrueBrideConfessions.com |
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| TrueMedia "I think I should start bringing a book to work. I have already read the entire internet." 3:48pm * TrueOfficeConfessions.com |
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| TrueMedia "If I hear her whine one more time I will stab my eardrums out with a pencil." 4:37 pm - TrueMomConfessions.com |
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