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  3. @Porter_Anderson "WriterUnboxed by LaraRTaylor". Email me at johnvorhaus@yahoo.com and I can explain my stupidity in depth. Thanks! -jv about 8 hours ago via web in reply to Porter_Anderson
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  5. @Porter_Anderson No, sadly. I mean just the tweet stream on Lara's list, to which your posts go automatically and mine do not about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Porter_Anderson
  6. Amnesia? I may know who you are. Contact @TrueFactBarFact. #Whoamusanyway? 2:13 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
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  19. Today's stuntword is PREGNOTCY: A conceptual false alarm. 11:32 AM May 19th via web
  20. Hey all, check out my guest post at the address below for 97 seconds of food for thought. -jv thebucketlist-gn.blogspot.com/2012/05/guest-… 7:02 AM May 18th via web
  • Name John Vorhaus
  • Location Southern California
  • Web http://johnvorhau...
  • Bio A true fact is true; a bar fact is something that sounds true in bars late at night. But which is which? the answer is not always clear.
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