TrooperTK421
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hanging with the Garrison, singing "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED! But you say he's just a friend OHHHHH BABY YOU!!!
11:02 PM Nov 17th
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Just stunned about 14 Twilight fans, then convinced them Edward came by and erased their memories after kissing all of them. HEH. Idiots
7:11 PM Nov 15th
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Patrols are really boring today. I need to find a way to spruce up this dull day.
11:01 AM Oct 21st
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@ That's awesome, I wanna see that. Can you get me tickets?
9:59 PM Oct 20th
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@ Well that does make a difference. No wonder the film isn't popular.
9:43 PM Oct 20th
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in reply to ariabrisard
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Why couldn't Ewoks look more like Wild Things? We'd know where they are & they might even be considered a threat.
9:41 PM Oct 20th
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Darth Vader was releasing his own version of "This Is It" documenting his last days on the Death Star, Oh wait that was ROTJ. My bad.
9:39 PM Oct 20th
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I wake up from a long hypersleep and find someone stole my experimental flying sliver bounce house & saying a kids in it. FFS!
9:35 PM Oct 20th
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*sigh* have to probe FaceBook because some idiot generated a poll if Vader should be killed if he doesn't improve Imperial Health Care. Lame
9:22 AM Sep 29th
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@ You just won the Wet Tracy contest. Congrats!
3:39 PM Sep 21st
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in reply to Tracy__Lou
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Great, a bunch of Tie Pilots want to open a Goth Club on the outer rim. Just what we need, brooding Jawas and Tuskens with eyeliner.
8:58 AM Sep 21st
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Well my dance video is making the rounds. I could be a star on "So you think you can dance". That would be awesome.
9:36 AM Sep 20th
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I desided to get my groove on. Enjoy!
4:59 PM Sep 19th
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We are broadcasting "Point Break" at Mos Esley port main hanger in honor of Patrick Swayze. He was the man. R.I.P.
9:22 PM Sep 14th
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@ Believe me there is not enough *Fooomp* for him.
9:20 PM Sep 14th
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in reply to KimmieTex
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Thanks to @ someone caught it on tape.
9:20 PM Sep 14th
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@ That IS true. My head was ringing for a bit. The dent and scuff mark is what really sucked. It's like a big L on your forehead.
3:15 PM Sep 14th
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in reply to lovedove830
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@ That would have been awesome. Unfortunately he simply accused the blaster of hating black people.
2:03 PM Sep 14th
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in reply to amityisland
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*sigh of relief* Medics say Kanye will be alright, it's his career that may not recover. OH SNAP!
1:22 PM Sep 14th
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Hmm, when Kanye jacked my Tweet he took my blaster thinking it was a Mic & shot himself in the face. Poetic Justice? What a mess.
1:20 PM Sep 14th
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- Name TK-421
- Location Tatooine
- Bio Trooper trying to make it in the Universe one day at a time and trying for that promotion and transfer to The Death Star.
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