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TrollStrauss

Time for a re-direct. How bout those #Blues? Really killing it in the playoffs! 12:39 PM May 25th via web
Guess I should run a retraction for all the false information and innuendo RE: Berk's ACL being torn . . . #NotGonnaHappen 12:32 PM May 25th via web
JMotte30 I have one its 92 and a cutter. Thanks coach RT @sbstl_mo: @JMotte30 Strauss does believe you need an off speed pitch. I agree. 9:04 PM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by TrollStrauss and 44 others
JMotte30 Real worried! like he first to ever come up with that saying RT @42bluesfan: @JMotte30 watch it, @JoeStrauss will claim you're #poaching 8:47 PM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by TrollStrauss and 3 others
Excuse me while I go change my underwear 9:41 PM May 3rd via web
#StlCards lose, get dominated by Bedard. #StlBlues getting it handed to them again. I couldn't be happier. #IHateStl #PleaseTakeMeBackATL 8:50 PM May 3rd via web
Just in case I hadn't made it clear already: I hate you people. 8:49 PM May 3rd via web
Devastated after ramball loss. Good thing Ive got @bjrains to offer me a pick-me-up. think Ill go gamble away more of my retirement now 5:38 PM Mar 17th via Samsung Mobile
Speaking of avatars, mine is ignorant and offensive. #AsshatChat #RideTheWaveOfStupidity 4:25 AM Mar 16th via Samsung Mobile
Glad to see @joestrauss's fetish for trolling @bjrains and other followers is going strong. #patheticlittleman 2:05 PM Mar 15th via Samsung Mobile
@Marilyncolor how dare you! Oh, wait, thats true. Also, knows very little about bulging discs and nerve root compression 10:34 AM Mar 11th via Samsung Mobile
Not much going on right now, options: twitter bully @BJRains or masturbate. Since I'm impotent, guess I'll have to twitter bully 5:00 PM Mar 1st via web
Can't believe I got scooped again by @Ken_Rosenthal. Oh well, I'll re-direct and troll Blues fans to try to rebuild my ego. #Predictable 6:45 PM Feb 27th via web
@FortClank Typical. That asshole's a parody of himself. I'm not sure why I even exist. 12:05 PM Feb 13th via web in reply to FortClank
@MatthewHLeach @dgoold @DavidMWilhelm @erinaleach STOP DEBATING AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY SNARK 11:23 AM Feb 13th via web in reply to MatthewHLeach
@ilrosso_ When do I ever add value to a conversation? #ThatsAStupidQuestionJoe 3:59 PM Feb 2nd via web in reply to ilrosso_
This. RT This. RT @ilrosso_ This. RT @JoeStrauss This. 3:58 PM Feb 2nd via web in reply to ilrosso_
DiarrheaBot Who's got diarrhea? RT @TrollStrauss: I've got explosive diarrhea. . . only so much shit can come out of me at once, so... // yum yum :) 6:07 PM Jan 3rd via twitterfeed Retweeted by TrollStrauss
who_6info @TrollStrauss Geben Sie uns ein Interview? We are looking to interview you. click: tinyurl.com/7eza7gg 5:38 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via twitterfeed Retweeted by TrollStrauss
I've got explosive diarrhea. . . only so much shit can come out of me at once, so I'm keeping my mouth shut tonight. #truth 5:58 PM Jan 3rd via web