TristramNyles
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I'm 2 for 3. Nice! New Sherlock Holmes movie prediction: it will suck.
8:59 AM Aug 5th
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Funny People prediction: Adam Sandler takes a sad shower, cries at his reflection, or slowly removes his tie and throws it down a waterfall.
5:20 PM Aug 4th
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They say that each year a child sees 1400 murders on TV. I decided, screw it, let's do them all on Tuesday.
5:51 PM Jul 28th
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Can one have palak paneer for breakfast? With toast & a soft boiled egg? Yes. Flavor combination is a win.
8:11 AM Jul 18th
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"Hope f--ing sinks."
5:43 PM Jul 9th
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I have no TV anymore, but I have Tales of Monkey Island. That's a fair trade. I'm looking forward to my new TV-less lifestyle.
7:21 PM Jul 7th
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I like Malcom Gladwell's latest New Yorker article because for the first time in text, and maybe in life, he sounds pissed off.
7:13 PM Jul 6th
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So they don't allow glass bottles at the beach, even though the whole beach is full of SAND. Fools! I can MAKE a bottle from that.
6:17 PM Jul 2nd
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Up with baby at 6 am, but at 7, I get another hour to nap! Father's Day is nice! But I shouldn't've spent 15 min. of it on Twitter.
4:17 AM Jun 21st
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Thank you Paul, this was delightful:
11:20 AM Jun 18th
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It's wet and cold in DC today. I blame Stacey Keach.
5:34 AM Jun 17th
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At National Harbor, a giant sculpture of a guy clawing himself up from sand. The kid just walked under the knee, round the foot, nonplussed.
7:38 PM Jun 16th
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Wish I could play proper TF2 on my laptop. Mouse screwy, mic doesn't work, game looks like ass. My real gaming rig unavailable. I miss TF2!
5:40 PM Jun 15th
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Just saw Up. Good movie, but it very specifically pokes at every one of my sore spots from this past year. More pathos than Finding Nemo.
8:32 PM Jun 14th
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Yesterday I took the baby to the beach for her second time ever. She's now old enough to appreciate sand. Lots of sand. Everywhere.
9:03 PM Jun 9th
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I'm proud of my one sentence synopsis of Taxi Driver: "There's nothing in it that's pleasant or entertaining."
5:37 PM Jun 3rd
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It's been a rough weekend, a terrible night, and the next few years are going to be inconceiveably bad. But 2013 could be OK. So, yay.
5:22 AM Jun 1st
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Nice how everyone cares about the Supreme Court again, because it's a fascinating, weird, timeless place, like the Sargasso Sea.
6:31 AM May 27th
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At oil change place I haven't visited in 5 years. All the same guys, 5 years older. They look no different. Motor oil = eternal youth?
12:35 PM May 21st
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All these expensive, educational toys, all these classic children's books, and yet nothing entertains her like a homemade diaper catapult.
9:06 AM May 20th
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- Name Jeremy Greenfield
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://banditosba...
- Bio Writer, at-home dad of exuberant one-year-old, poetry lover, adventure gamer ... twitterer.
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