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  1. wonders why your poppy always falls off prior to November 11, but the one you put on on November 11 stays there and just becomes crumpled.
  2. Just seen half-drank bottle of bubbly between Redditch Magistrates Court and Shipleys Bingo. Has someone been acquitted or got a full house?
  3. If you hear loud screaming after midnight in my house, it's usually because I've stubbed my toe: http://tiny.cc/aRR1C
  4. Must be a good time to write a children's TV series or film......
  5. What is it about this week? First Wallace and Gromit turn 20 (although Wallace does look older). Now Sesame Street is 40!
  6. Had to smile when I logged onto: www.google.co.uk this morning. lol (literally).
  7. is grateful his train journey in wasn't as stressful as his one home. Really starting to feel like autumn now.......
  8. Support Royal British Legion, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/4AZ9S0
  9. shuffled through a flurry of fallen leaves on my way into work this morning. Man I love autumn and you can't beat life's little pleasures...
  10. chilling after deadline with a few beers around the fire.
  11. Behold the power of the blogging and the internet: http://tiny.cc/zth0M
  12. You can't call WPCs WPCs anymore and have to call them PC because calling them WPC is not PC.
  13. Biscuits are injuring a lot of people http://tiny.cc/3g6VW - so let's be careful out there (especially during the 3 o'clock lull).
  14. actually saw someone this morning at the station who looked like an e-fit - thankfully not one I'd seen recently.
  15. Didn't know whether to cycle to the station this morning or take the hovercraft.
  16. This is the perfect wedding date for this pair: http://tiny.cc/3AGbf Bet they'll need 'emergency' contraception after the wedding night. lol
  17. Sometimes exercise is not good for your health: http://tiny.cc/pFAQZ
  18. Beach Boys' God Only Knows just came on the radio, reminding me of Rooty-Ringe in the office - how can anyone hate that song so much? lol
  19. @jamesmadden76 Of course - over here u only get caned if u drink a lot of it. lol
  20. Can't believe a woman in Malaysia is going to be caned for drinking beer - that'll be twice in a year.....