TristanSregor
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Is it bad if after sex you say, "That'll do pig, that'll do."? Even if it's funny?
about 3 hours ago
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@ I bet that's what Michael Jackson thought before he died.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to jack_arkham
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Oh, I get it. You're being a bitch because you WANT me to stab you. Okay, gimme a sec.
about 6 hours ago
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Buying a Kung Fu book, always been interested. But shall I use this for good or evil? ha Who am I kidding? You knew before I even asked.
about 7 hours ago
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Yes, incase you were wondering. I do my own stunts.
9:33 PM Nov 30th
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I've decided to rename QuickTime, "I'm gonna go make a sandwhich, come back, and it still won't even be done Time."
3:37 PM Nov 30th
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Having a shitty day? Having an ok day? Is your day just too awesome? Watch this and thank me (adorable kitty vid)
3:19 PM Nov 30th
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Clint Eastwood is a hard motherfucker. He probably invented the first "Can of Whoop-ass" in like 1734.
3:00 PM Nov 30th
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You'd think I'd have enough DXM in my system to prevent coughs for a few months at the least. But no, God is a prankster.
1:25 PM Nov 30th
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Roman Polanksi is free to go depending on your definition of the word "free". Mine: "He sees me, he's dead." There ya go.
12:39 PM Nov 30th
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Games I'm getting if I can: Scribblenauts, Contact, GTA: Chinatown Wars, & Master of Illusion. Yeah, my life is bitchin'.
11:06 AM Nov 30th
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Not fitting in somewhere truly is the one way to always fit in. No one feels at home everywhere, that's half the fun in life.
11:03 AM Nov 30th
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A friend of mine told me that his ex-girlfriend really sucks. Should I pay her a visit?
10:32 AM Nov 30th
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Sundays are so boring! Why couldn't God have taken a break on a Friday or something?
9:44 PM Nov 29th
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Almost at full Awesomeness! {{LOADING Awesomeness... ███████████████████] < 99%}}
7:17 PM Nov 29th
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@ That's so weird. I'm watching a Steve Oedekerk movie right now.
2:48 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to GoldenZebraisle
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I have this idea, but it involves an arm being torn off. I think I'll need a permit for something like that.
1:20 PM Nov 29th
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I'm always struggling to be the funny guy or the one people want to hear what he has to say. I guess that's not me :-/ .
12:04 PM Nov 29th
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You want to fix your self-esteem? Get your saggy ass on a treadmill.
11:54 PM Nov 28th
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Nobody notices that I shaved my beard. Maybe that's because my face is burried in a beaver ;).
10:09 PM Nov 28th
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- Name Tristan Sregor
- Location Texas
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio My name's Tristan, sometimes Sregor (Sray-gore) / Welcome and watch me attempt to climb down from the floor.
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