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TristanElixir

  1. @MsSutra What? How?
  2. "What kind of murderer has moral fiber?" — "A cereal killer."
  3. Bored pon a Friday night.
  4. @Jam_EPIC @mrkmaker Really? What would I be doing with a vagina now?
  5. @Jam_EPIC So you going by yourself?
  6. Ass twitter.com/TristanElixir/…
  7. I really cannot figure out if I like dubstep.
  8. Lesson being, get a wifey with small lips, but a matey on the side with a big mouth.
  9. This is in general though.
  10. Women with big mouths give good head but not so good kisses. Women with smaller mouths give not so good head but better kisses.
  11. Friend-zone a bitch just for fun.
  12. Bored.
  13. I'm not bout that life.
  14. Right now I'm typing out this tweet.
  15. Listening to mixes on youtube is so annoying. Why don't these DJs upload their music at a higher fidelity?
  16. Aahhhh it burns! RT @mrkmaker: TristanElixir is so moody at times *flings glitter and sunshine*
  17. Nigga I'm so exclusive I party alone.
  18. Listening to club music alone in my room. Not sure if this is a new low or a high.
  19. I'll just drop this here youtube.com/watch?v=l5YZj6… (cc: @IAmPlateface)