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Trimpot

  1. Douches are douchy.
  2. I can't get one motherfucking thing done with being interrupted. Leave me alone Twitter!
  3. "I might as well suck my own dick, cause I'm in hell!" Classic bad acid trip quote. #badacid
  4. @grandmabomb LOL! Mickey cartoon! http://www.loservillex.com/...
  5. This is where I want to live. http://tinyurl.com/mandango...
  6. @_david_sullivan Mandango. The floating island of sex and wine.
  7. @grandmabomb Sometimes my work-related fires are actually fires. As in, "Who told you to set this couch on fire!?!"
  8. My moral is low. I need to go to Big Kahuna Burger for a moral with cheese.
  9. I might have found another job... teaching.
  10. I am Mondaying as hard I can right now.
  11. One of these days I'm going to send a text to Twitter instead of my wife and you're all going to know I use Xs and Os for punches and kicks.
  12. I'm going to have to face the music tomorrow. It's going to be dive bar burn-out rock.
  13. I forgot about the promise I made to Geoffrey the Giraffe, and grew up.
  14. Of the last 14 days I've spent 12 working and 2 waiting for the maintenance guy. I'd rather just work all 14 days.
  15. If you were forced (at gunpoint) to choose, would you have sex with your mom or your dad? #motherfucker
  16. New set Trimpot - Songs I Bit http://bit.ly/3kvYVH via #soundcloud
  17. RT@ingalingus A
  18. ACK!
  19. At work on Saturday, again. Woops. #autopilot
  20. @grandmabomb Thanks. I'll have some "real life" beers after I ship this computer :D