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One of these days I'm going to send a text to Twitter instead of my wife and you're all going to know I use Xs and Os for punches and kicks.11:44 AM Jul 13thfrom web
I'm going to have to face the music tomorrow. It's going to be dive bar burn-out rock.7:37 PM Jul 12thfrom web
I forgot about the promise I made to Geoffrey the Giraffe, and grew up.11:35 AM Jul 12thfrom web
Of the last 14 days I've spent 12 working and 2 waiting for the maintenance guy. I'd rather just work all 14 days.9:53 AM Jul 12thfrom web
If you were forced (at gunpoint) to choose, would you have sex with your mom or your dad? #motherfucker8:27 AM Jul 12thfrom web
