Trevornoah
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Dear American clothes manufacturer: if you're making training shorts, leave size xxxl out. I don't think they're interested.
8:44 PM Dec 22nd
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What's sad is many kids will grow up never knowing that the mouse once had a dirty rubber ball in it that always got stuck.
11:08 AM Dec 22nd
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I wish I dated a chicken- great company, low maintenance and if things head south, there'd be no break up, just a good meal.
6:42 AM Dec 18th
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Yo @ I'm coming back to LA. You gonna be around? I still gotta see @ 's house, he promised.
12:33 PM Dec 16th
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Met Jack Nicholson in airport. I told him SA people r fighting about Manto on Twitter. He said "why can't we all just get along?"
12:17 PM Dec 16th
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Guys there's free wifi in Tucson airport as well. I used the Internet to log onto "whatwouldthedeadsay.com" manto says please don't fight...
12:13 PM Dec 16th
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@ I'm in the states 4 standup and 2 meet @ so I can tell her to stop spreading rumours about me and her.
6:44 AM Dec 16th
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Reading book on iPhone kindle app while the sweet sounds of two Chinese guys in conversation fills my ears. Heaven.
6:41 AM Dec 16th
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US Internet rocks. I thought the time on a YouTube video clip was how long it takes to load!
Wherfore art thou seacom?
6:31 AM Dec 16th
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In the USA the iPhone is an even more impressive piece of tech. It thrives in the USA like Malema thrives in the media spotlight.
6:19 AM Dec 16th
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Just finished downloading the group stages... Bad news, bafana didn't make it through. But we played very well. ;)
6:16 AM Dec 16th
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Just landed in Atlanta airport. Free unlimited wifi. I'm going to download 2010 and tell you guys who wins!
6:10 AM Dec 16th
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New trailer for Township to the Stage: A Comic Journey. Check it out: (via @)
6:01 AM Dec 16th
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Then why do all phones have flight mode if I'm not permitted to use it on a flight?
10:58 AM Dec 15th
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Business class is the future! Unfortunately for me economy is the present...
10:49 AM Dec 15th
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Beautiful South Africa I must bid u farewell. Off to LA to chase my dreams. I've always dreamed of being a waiter! Wish me luck.
10:19 AM Dec 15th
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I hear Barney is planning on retiring same time as Oprah, he says that with her gone there isn't really any competition left.
2:19 AM Dec 15th
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Oh damn, that was meant to be a private message. Please ignore that...
12:49 PM Dec 14th
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Sorry I can't be seen with you in public Eldrick I don't have your cash, I need good Pr. I can't be seen as a Tiger Woods man!
12:47 PM Dec 14th
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@ can make any flavour. Tiger woods wanted "mistress and wife" flavour. Simba said the 2 would clash.
12:11 PM Dec 14th
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