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People who are out seem to spend more time trying to show everyone what a good time they're having instead of just having it.
1:17 AM May 27th
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In life be like a fart- no matter what kind of ass stands in your way, get out there and do you!
8:16 PM May 26th
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You mean "how about getting caught?" RT @: Hey, black dudes, how about just having one cell phone number, huh?
6:23 PM May 25th
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The movie Battleship is so bad, people people would rather stay home and play Battleship.
6:21 PM May 25th
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Yeah you too fluffy! RT @: @ @ @ HOPE U GUYS HAVE AN AMAZING WEEKEND :)
12:37 PM May 25th
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First night at the Denver improv, show starts at 7:30pm. Be there or be somewhere else and hurt my feelings.
4:46 PM May 24th
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I was told- "comedians die on memorial weekend cause there's no crowd" I figure if ever there was a holiday to die on stage...
3:20 PM May 24th
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The ratings on Oprah's network are dropping faster than her boobs.
12:23 PM May 24th
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So I guess the stock market also prefers twitter to Facebook? Like!
12:18 PM May 24th
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Whether it's a painting or Julius, it seems South Africa is always talking about some dick or another.
12:45 AM May 24th
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A lift button that doesn't light up when pressed, is the ultimate test of patience.
9:18 AM May 22nd
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The Pen is mightier than the spear.
8:27 AM May 22nd
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Zuma Lisa
7:03 AM May 22nd
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Hey, at least now Kobe Bryant has time to go back home and win back the ring he lost!
2:26 AM May 22nd
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Denver, Colorado- I'll be at the Improv comedy club from the 24th to the 27th of May. Come and join me in making joke love.
2:10 PM May 21st
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I was in springfield last night and the Simpsons do not live there! In fact there are very few yellow people at all.
4:41 PM May 20th
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Will Smith got into one little fight in Moscow & his mom got scared, she said "you moving to your auntie & uncle in Bel-air."
8:20 PM May 19th
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Maybe Ron Artest meant Piece not Peace.
5:07 PM May 19th
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"This is for all the dudes with relaxed hair out there, it's our time to shine."- Didier Drogba
2:38 PM May 19th
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Do white women really not know that their hair is in their mouth?
10:26 AM May 18th
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- Name Trevor Noah
- Location South Africa & Los Angeles
- Web http://www.trevor...
- Bio Are you really reading my twitter bio? Why? Do you even believe these bios? Ok well I'm sorry I wasted your time not writing one...wow you're still reading?!
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