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@jonjon14 Thanks. I'm still very much a student as well. I just keep taking them and try to learn lessons as I go.44 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to jonjon14
Some time in the last month or so Google finally added Street View to its map of Oxford. I may need a new mouse soon.10:20 PM Jul 17th from twhirl
@JennywithaY This is essentially WillAtHome or at least, WillNotAtWork6:27 PM Jul 15th from twhirl
Just found out I never knew specifically what "offing" meant.- as in "in the offing."4:38 PM Jul 13th from twhirl
A favor? Yeah, sure man, whatever. #1stdraftmovielines5:01 PM Jul 9th from twhirl
Damn you Gus and your awesome yummy pickles! Damn you to.. urk .. blurg...11:11 AM Jun 29th from twhirl
@sewell_chan First Ed McMahon2:20 PM Jun 25th from twhirl in reply to sewell_chan
Crik in my neck from falling asleep on the couch. Arg, I'm turning my head like frickin' C3PO!12:25 PM Jun 25th from twhirl
My new phone keeps making the alert chirp but I don't know what it's trying to alert me to. WHAT IS IT MAN? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY???10:45 AM Jun 19th from twhirl
Where the hell did Colbert get a giant jar full of flies?? Very glad I'm not an intern on that show.8:35 PM Jun 17th from twhirl
So it turns out I did such a good job draining my oil I actually also drained my transmission fluid. I probably needed that, huh?10:29 AM Jun 16th from twhirl
I just saw the Google car! Note to self: Look up Richardson & Graham.9:11 AM Jun 16th from mobile web
@marlaerwin oops, sorry, thought I already was.7:36 PM Jun 15th from twhirl in reply to marlaerwin
@marlaerwin How late is Top of the Rock open? I don't know. I've been up there at night.7:16 PM Jun 15th from twhirl in reply to marlaerwin
@marlaerwin Are you in NYC? Are you planning to swing by 30 Rock?6:31 PM Jun 15th from twhirl
@shawngrindle yes, I'm following the Twitter account. I'm going to follow along with that summer thing anyway. Should still be fresh enough.12:31 PM Jun 12th from twhirl in reply to shawngrindle
I am finally someone who has read Infinite Jest.12:26 PM Jun 12th from twhirl
That'll teach you to offer unlimited toppings! Where's your salad bar now? EEN MAH BELLAY!10:09 AM Jun 11th from twhirl
@briznad Do you have autostitch on your Pre? Or did you just do it on your computer?11:51 AM Jun 10th from twhirl
@thelmagazine I'm interested. What are you looking for?2:30 PM Jun 3rd from twhirl in reply to thelmagazine