TrentWhitestone
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Practicing a new top-secret trick. My lips are chapped, that's all I'll say.
6:45 AM Jun 14th
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I haven't Tweetered in three months. I couldn't conjure up the password.
9:10 AM Jun 7th
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Ran across my fake thumb in a drawer. Scared the b'jesus out of me.
2:02 PM Feb 20th
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This rain is getting scary. I need to sorceratize a army of brooms with buckets to bail out my garage. Fantasia...
9:50 AM Feb 17th
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How do u know you online date will be elderly? (u signed up 4 Carbondating.com)
8:14 AM Feb 16th
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How did dinosaurs court oneanother? (carbon dating)
8:11 AM Feb 16th
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I'm watching national geographic, and am writing a joke for the punchline "carbon dating"
11:21 PM Feb 15th
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I finally talked Shania into taking down the Christmas decorations. That tree was CRISPY.
9:41 AM Feb 15th
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I just burned a $200 silk scarf with the iron. I really should let Shania do this.
10:36 AM Feb 14th
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Today would be a great day to conjure up some soup, and make it disappear (into my tummy).
9:36 AM Feb 13th
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Journey is THE best. Maybe I could work up an illusion where i saw Shania in two for "Separate Ways"
8:51 PM Feb 12th
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I just put a sprinkle of cinnamon in my coffee. I'm not taking credit for discovering this, but you should try it. mmmm cinnamuun
2:24 PM Feb 12th
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cleaning out the dove cages.... I wish someone would imagineer a robot for this stuff.
11:27 AM Feb 12th
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I woke up this morning with a crusty thing in my eye the size of a &^%#$@# Grapenut. What is going on?
9:49 AM Feb 12th
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I'm having some cereal right now. I know it's late.
10:39 PM Feb 11th
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- Name Trent Whitestone
- Location Hollywood CA
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio I am the most dramatic illusionists to ever take the stage, overwhelming character and intense wizardry captivates audiences.
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