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travismorrison

  1. Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Douchebag #beatlessongswithdouchebaginthetitle
  2. "Happiness Is A Warm Douchebag" #beatlessongswithdouchebaginthetitle
  3. last night I dreamt I was helping old people with declining cognitive abilities by teaching them to freestyle rap
  4. all the time @TheUmno: @travismorrison Do you still play music?
  5. I WANT SOME NASTY
  6. @glenncase yeah sure man
  7. yeah I could touch the side of it without fully extending my elbow. it blocks the entire window. @KevinPHaley: WHAAAAAAAT????????
  8. I have never had a window seat next to a tail engine on a jet. its like a foot away from my right ear. will this be deafening?
  9. sun is shining by bob marley is a weird song! sounds like tom waits
  10. back at the earl in atl for the first time in six years. love
  11. from an airplane atlanta just LOOKS hot
  12. for the next hour I will be taking all your pickle, egg, tofu and miso orders. #bustedeggcooler #cooplife
  13. oh, goodness
  14. I miss Ed Bradley
  15. THE GOD OMAR HAKIM @mikerattlesnake: @travismorrison not bad advice in general, more of a Steve scales man, myself, tho.